She's 26, dresses elegantly, has all female friends, been in a 5 year relationship from 21 to 26 at which point she moved to another city to get away from her ex. She's a straight A student, finishing her degree this year, doesn't smoke, drink, do drugs, introverted. She's not good at sex (just lays there and lets me take control) and I had to teach her how to kiss properly (use her lips and tongue). She really loves kids and that makes me think she would make a good mother.

On the other hand, she's got a lot of red flags. She's got a full back tattoo of a geisha that her parents still don't know about (and she lives with them). Her favorite books are Memoirs of a Geisha and 50 Shades of Gray. She is also friends with a lady who runs an escort business in our city which for me is just a huge red flag that makes me not want to fuck her again. She said she knows her because her ex was a good friend of the madam's husband and they would hang out all the time. Looked up madam's husband on Facebook and he looks like a drug dealing douche, so I assume her ex was involved in some shady shit as well.

I can't ever wife this, right?