Hey fellas, common shit test I get is, “how many girls are you seeing/how many girls have you even had sex with since we broke up” - the latter one is a specific case.

I try to keep it light and fun, and my favorite response is to say, “who’d be dumb enough to see me?/I would never have pre-marital sex because it’s a sin”. Every now and then though they press harder or tell me I haven’t answered the question (which I haven’t).

Knowing that sometimes we have to cut our losses, i’m looking to crowdsource some more ammunition and improve my game.

-Thanks in advance boys