Recently I had a tenant miss her rent payment. So I went over to give her the eviction notice. She pleaded and begged saying weak excuses like “Where can I go, it’s the middle of a winter storm” “My two children have no one else but me”.

I kept frame and didn’t buy into it. Then she tried to offer me sex in exchange for this month’s rent. I obviously declined it, never put women over the bread.

However, she is super attractive, a skinny 9/10 MILF. So I sent her a text:

Me: “Hey whatcha up to?”

MILF: “What do you care?”

Me: “I wanted to see if you wanted to bring that cute ass over and watch Fight Club with me. I’m making spaghetti too.”

MILF: “Are you fucking serious?”

After that she blocked me for some reason.

What did I do wrong? Maybe I should’ve waited a couple weeks before inviting her over.