Was walking out of my house with my girl yesterday and some white van man was roaming about outside. She said ‘whos that sexy beast?’

I took it as a shite test and tried to pass it off by saying ‘thats my ex, he keeps hanging around looking for another shot’.

She didnt say anymore but was wondering how else i could handle these situations when they come up..

Some things i thought of after were along the agree and amp approach

‘I dont know but lets see if hes up for a 3some’

‘Thats my gimp.. how did he get out?’

‘Thats your replacement’

Any suggestions?

Also, would you see this as a shit test or her being disrespectful and give her a the gift of no attention for a bit?