Oh Seddit. You have been extremely helpful to me over the past year and I have met some awesome friends through Bay Area Seddit. 2012 has been one of my best years so far - banging more girls and doing freakier shit than I ever have before. In the past year I have: learned the art of choking, tasted the sweet nectar of black females, destroyed Canadian mommy pussy, and developed a not give a fuck attitude. I was weird before, but thank you Seddit for taking me to another level of weirdness. Lately, I feel like giving back.

Tuesday night, I went out alone (at first) to a club frequented by foreigners due to the cheap drinks. Every major city has these clubs/bars and I highly suggest you check them out because 1) foreign chicks are hot 2) they want to bang locals. After downing a few and warming up with some shy girls, I finally see a smoking hot babe in a scantily looking red dress. She was chatting up some korean dude and my first thought was that they were a couple. I decided to approach anyway saying something about how cute they looked together. This is a great way to disarm the set and is an easy in to find out if they are actually together or not. Turns out they weren't and by this time JackieChan shows up and distracts the korean dude. I isolate and escalate quickly. She turns out to be a pretty cool girl and I was making some good progress, but her girl friends show up and I get blown out. No biggie.

I roll around the club for a bit, get two numbers, have a gay dude hit on me and buy me drinks, and overall have a pretty good time. I end up going to the upstairs part of the club and I start chatting it up with this other Korean dude who looked kind of mopey. He was studying English and was having a great time in America, but wasn't having much luck with the American ladies. He kept complaining about how his culture and being asian held him back, so I told him to shut the fuck up. I took his drink and told him he can't get it back until he hits on a girl. I see the girl in red and pointed - go talk to her. I hear every excuse in the book from him - I'm scared, it's hard, she wont like me, blah blah. I tell him - "What do you have to lose dude? Nothing. Just go say hello." I push him and he finally gets the courage to waddle over there. He's hovering around her for like 5 minutes while she is playing around with her phone. He looks back at me and I point at her while I start to drink his drink. I see him take a deep breath and finally sits down next to her and begins to talk. Go! He's chatting her up, touching her, laughing, she's laughing, blah blah.

About 20 minutes later he comes back with the biggest shit eating grin on his face. He shows me his phone with her number in it and was telling me how great the whole interaction was. He was super grateful for me pushing him and I actually get a pretty good feeling from helping a brother out. I tell him he did good and see it's not so hard. He ends up hooking me up with one of his cute korean girlfriends (# close) and we end up having a pretty good time.

So the moral of the story is: you see some dude suffering b/c they just don't get it - help 'em out. Give the gift of seduction to someone else and you'll get a good feeling out of it too.