Fellas. Montreal is the land of milk and honey. If you ever get a chance to visit I highly suggest you do so.

Took the red eye Thursday night for an epic weekend with the boyz. We all went to grad school together and a lot of us hadn't seen each other in 2 years because we all moved to different cities. Our goal wasn't necessarily to get laid, but have the most lulz ever since we started making some money.

Arrive at the airport Friday morning exhausted but ready to go. The lady at customs grabs my passport and asks me the reason for my visit. "Personal" I say. She hands back my passport and gives me a half smile and says "Have Fun." After that I knew it was going to be a rememberal weekend.

I was the first one at the hotel so I put down my bag and decide to walk around the city. Grab a beer at a nice outdoor pub and I am just shocked at some of the amazing talent that I see. Girls with tiny waists and huge breasts just strolling all over the place. What I liked most about them is they knew how to dress and they were classy as hell. I knew they were going to be a challenge but I was ready.

Boys arrive and after a few beers we decide to go to the strip club. Montreal is famous for their strip clubs and they did not disappoint. Saw a lesi show and got a couple of dances all for under 60. This definitely got the hormones raging and us readynfornthe night.

We go to dinner at a famous restaurant in Montreal and then head out to the bar district St. Laurent. Wes get a table at this pretty happening bar / restaurant and the partying commences. A lot of people might disagree with having to get a table to pick up chicks and I doNt think it is necessary but it certainly doesn't hurt. It is definitely a DHV and is a great spot to bounce a girl in a loud club. Plus if you do it right it won't cost you that much more than spending on individual drinks.

By this time I was friending to approach. I grab one of my friends to wing and I see two black HB 7s at the bar. They were taking pics of each other and stroll up and offer to take a pic of the both of them. I don't think this is the best approach but it can get you in the door. Talk to them for a bit and build some rapport but conversation dies. Onto the next target.

I see a table of cougars finishing up dinner and go approach with my wing. I use my classic "Hi I'm Jewiger" (fancy huh?) and I'm in. We talk for a bit and I invite them over to my table for some shots. They agree but have to finish paying for the bill. I go outside for a smoke.

After the smoke I see they are still at the table so I give them a little encouragement by telling her that it's rude to have the vodka waiting. They roll over with us and I introduce them to all my friends. We take a few shots and they realize that me and my friends are cool guys. It also helped that we were not they typical guys they always see at the club. I single out HB8 Cougar and begin building rapport. I isolate her by asking her to dance and then went for the kiss. She wasn't down yet but that was ok since we were vibing really well. My friends finished the bottle and decided to bounces to another club. I stay with HB8 for a while and she introduces me to her other friends. I gain the trust of the pack but I decided to go meet my friends at the other bar. Exchange numbers with HB8 and bounced. Made out with a war pig at the other club and went back to the other hotel.

Next day I text HB8 with some small talk to build comfort and then invite her out for the night. She immediately agrees and told her I would text her once I knew where we were going. Went to the steakhouse with the boys and had an awesome dinner. For all you fight fans out there GSP was sitting right behind us! It was getting late and I texted cougar to come straight to the steakhouse. She agrees and once she showed up By herself I knew it was on.

We decide to go to this club in old town that our concierge hooked us up with it. We hope in cougars car and head over. In the car I'm feeling cougars leg and escalating hardcore. At one point she offers me her last piece of gum and I say "No. You have it. You better have fresh breath if I'm going to make out with you later." Shocked face but loved it.

Get to the club and this place is sick. Castle looking structure with real stone and a gothic feel. DJ downstairs was playing some of the best house I have heard in a while. The vibe was great and I roll over to the bar to get some drinks. Cougar and I are at the bar alone and after taking the two shots she was ready. Kind of just looked into her eyes for a brief second and went in for the kiss. No resistance. We get another table at the club but I had other things on my mind. Take Cougar against the stone wall and we make out like teenagers. After about 20 minutes at the club I knew she was ready to bounce so I say peace to my boys and we go back to the car. Wish I stayed for a little bit more since the club was so sick but duty calls.

Once back at the hotel I put on some music and there was no resistance whatsoever. What I like about older women is that they know what they want and won't play around. Canadian sexxxxx commences 5x and I feel like an American hero. Next day she has to leave to pick up her 16 y.o. From soccer practice lol. We meet up after that and have a coffee and talk a bit. Make some plans to possibly meet again in chi and she gives me a ride to the airport. I leave Montreal a happy man.

TL'DR Met a Canadian Cougar at the Club. Closed her the next day because I'm a boss.