Hey guys! Me again with a quick field report on a recent cold approach.

So I work in the mall. I was in the Starbucks in the food court with a few work buddies when my eyes pop up and let me know that there's a cute blonde girl with some nice legs waiting for her drink.

At first, I do nothing. I sit down with a friend, and we chat for thirty minutes until she heads back to work, I've still got thirty minutes left.

Well shit, now I have to approach this girl. I also really have to pee.

Me: (Walks over to her table,) Excuse me, honey.

Girl: (Takes out her earbuds,)

Me: I know this is out of the ordinary, but you're cute and I wanted to introduce myself. (Taking her hand,) I'm MAKEBANKORDIE. and your name?

Girl: (Smiling,) Aww, thanks! I'm Girl.

Me: Pleasure. Now, really quick, I have to run to the bathroom. Can I leave my things with you without you slipping a roofie in my coffee?

Girl: (Laughs,) sure.

We spend the next half hour just talking about what brought her to the area, languages, yadayadayada. I get her number and I go back to work.

She texts me once and I never hear from her again.

fin.