Good club, good people, I look good, nice clothes, in an excellent mood. I feel honestly confident, don't come across as desperate, I approach girls easily and am funny and entertaining and everything works so well, they touch me and express interest, and yet... I never ever manage to get anyone home with me. Can't get anyone even to make out with me. On some occasions where I've managed to actually get them in bed with me, they've just shut down. It's like, this is as far as it goes, no sex for you.

I really try to analyse where I'm going wrong, but I can't for the life of me figure it out. I'm not creepy or desperate or anything. Would someone please give a confused bro some help?