Goodevening gents.

I go to a football game with pals. Girl i started flirting with in studyhall is there (kate)

We get to the game and are standing on the bleachers when I see kate like a row down standing next to one of my friend-girl(dont like her) So Im like I got a pivot I must move now. I don't. Im a puss. The end. jk. soo I'm like just waiting to make my move cause as I said I'm a gosh darn vagina. Then, this afc funny kid comes and stands next to her. Im like dammit dammit. Me and my friend move down to that row to chill with my other friend. Now the only seperation is the friend girl and the afc. I come in guns blazin tell everyone infront whats up, give some back slaps, tell kate hi ( her eyes are always dilated) somehow I get next to her. and Im like

me: (somehow get into a routine about massages)

Kate: give me a massage

me: you know I dont just hand those out. they re not free

Kate: Oh I know.

me: (confused that shes talking about cash cause thats what I was going for lol)

Kate: Ill give you yours.

Start giving her a back massage in the middle of the bleachers. everyone sits down.

Me: hmm looks like were gonna stick out if were standing. you feel awkward

kate: kinda

me: Hey everyone look at this really weird girl getting a massage

kete: giggle,

Now we sit, my turn.

Me: (showing faces of dissaproval) Your not very good at this

Kate: You want it harder (starts doing it really hard)

Me: ahaha this really hurts. stop

She stops I ignore her a bit and she leaves.

Comes back in like 10 min and now is sitting behind me. In my head im like just ignore and she will do something. fuck that. turn around and say

me: oh hey looks like yur in the perfect position

she begins massaging me. I lean back inbetween her legs and lay on her boobs and say she has comfortable boobs. She then puts her elbows on my shoulders and leans on me. Should have gone for spiderman kiss right there. But then I kinda screw it up lol and make her move because she was sitting knees to back. I say either you spread your legs or turn your thigh. she turns thigh. I still lean back. whateva. anyways throught the game we flirt a bit and she says she wants to put her penis in me. great ioi. get a hug. cause it wasn't a right mood for a kiss

NOW FOR THE KISS

when the game is over I go by the fence( like 3ft) and call over this one cheerleader i kinda flirt with. do the whole point and curl finger. she comes over and I get close and whisper you can go now. then my oneitis comes and is like "oh whisperin about how hot I am". and i do the same thing and she comes by and I kiss her on the cheek after like an awkward silence of just being cheek to cheek. She says thats sweet and leaves. I laugh it off and leave. Probably shouldve done the face glide and lip kiss. but im a newb

LESSON LEARNED: always go for an oppurtunity. if I would have stayed home. which i was considering non of this would have happened. I wouldve been reading seddit instead. but I walked the walk. you do too.

THE SOONER YOU LEARN. THE SOONER YOU EARN.