As an exercise in lifting myself out of the AFC mire, I'm building myself a list of challenges. I may add points and rewards as incentives, but self-improvement is a reward in itself.

Seddit, challenge me (and yourselves) to anything.

I'm primarily thinking night-game, but open to suggestions. When sarging my goal is to have a fucking awesome time, so if you have games I/we can play, add those too.

Some examples:

  • Password: Without direct instruction, make the target/set say a predetermined phrase or word in as little time as possible. Race against the clock. Example: "monkey wearing a top hat","your dildo","Nickleback"

  • Pussy Patrol: Direct lift from Supertroopers. Say "meow" in conversation as many times as possible before called on it. Example: "what's happening meow?"

  • Have You Met Boring? Pilot walks up to set and introduces his wing with "have you met Wing?" and immediately exits. Wing awkwardly enters a suicidally boring spiral of job-interview questions. Pilot re-enters 5-10 mins later and 'saves' the set from boredom.

  • Apocalypse Opener: Use it, report back with results. I'm considering pushing this to extremes like opening 7-sets with "do you guys want to go have an orgy?"

  • Space Invaders: Dress up nerdy as hell, take board games/playing cards to the bar. Act nerdy, invite people to join your game. Don't give a fuck.

  • Alpha Pursuits: Take some trivia cards with you. Enter set (suit not optional) as a game show host, and make strangers play first-to-five-correct to have a drink bought for them.

Moar please