How to Get Revenge on a Cheater: Invite your friends to a backyard bonfire using his clothes and prized sports equipment as kindling.

codeki · 2012-10-02T06:20:10+00:00

Wow, how mature. This can be summed up easily as.

Assault
Theft
Theft if he hadn't bought it. Justified otherwise.
Identity Theft/ hacking
Theft
Pettiness
Theft
Childish Prank
Assault
Assault

2012-10-02T07:58:25+00:00

How to get revenge on a cheating woman:

Dust her sanitary pads with chili powder.
Donate her shoe collection to charity.
Change her e-mail's auto response to "I'm unavailable today due to a raging case of genital warts."
"Forget" where you left her car.
Take a photo of yourself naked, then blur out all the good parts and leave it on her pillow with a message that says, "Too bad you'll never see these again."
Invite your friends to a backyard bonfire using her clothes and book collection as kindling.
Resist the urge to break up with her until the day of her big meeting — then write "cheating whore" on her forehead before her alarm goes off.
Secretly feed her laxatives.
Challenge her to a naked wrestling match and whip out your signature move, the double-fisted Pussy-Tearer.

Valuable life lessons here!

2012-10-02T11:31:12+00:00

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FireTruth · 2012-10-02T04:41:13+00:00

Encouraging impulsive behavior is disgusting. Cosmo is supposed to be a magazine for adult women.

IPGDVFT · 2012-10-02T04:21:09+00:00

To be fair, women shouldn't ever take advice from cosmo, or they'll accidentally mutilate their partners genitals. Source: I once read the cosmo sex tips.

FireTruth · 2012-10-02T07:30:07+00:00

you see all sorts of violent comments from women when they here of a man cheating... but they would be disgusted and appled if a man said that about a women.. thus i am disgusted and appled by them

Magrias · 2012-10-02T04:15:56+00:00

At least the comments seem more sane than the article.

EpicJ · 2012-10-02T10:12:13+00:00

Or you know act like an adult and tell them you are leaving

ullere · 2012-10-02T08:58:51+00:00

Comments are good.

'#1 will get you an assault charge.

2 is theft.

3 cannot be used because he can sue for the ring back (think binding contract, you didn't go through with it, you don't get the ring).

4 libel or slander lawsuit.

5 theft, again. Plus now you get to deal with the insurance hike, since your the 'forgetful' one...

6 remember that may not be the only nude photo of you he has...

7 destruction of property.

8 libel/slander and possible assault (or damages for undue stress, as it may be), depending on how badly he wants to get you back.

9 could be attempted murder, how is he to know you didn't put rat-poison in there?

10 any judge would lock you up, especially if you led him on like that beforehand. Assault, and possible pain and suffering payments for life!'

2012-10-02T16:28:23+00:00

Frankly, cheaters get what they deserve, but this made me laugh:

Take a photo of yourself naked, then blur out all the good parts and leave it on his pillow with a message that says, "Too bad you'll never see these again."

Yes, because a guy cheating on a woman is going to miss those so much! LOL!

bigjarnasty · 2012-10-02T06:16:17+00:00

I would love to see what Cosmo would say if a woman did any of this.

2012-10-02T13:17:15+00:00

cosmo. ugh.

ELTepes · 2012-10-02T15:24:06+00:00

So assault, theft, arson, and slander. Nothing like a crime spree to show others why he probably cheated in the first place.

MET1 · 2012-10-02T20:35:04+00:00

Ridiculous! The best, most effective revenge is completely cutting him out of your life.

scottmelvin · 2012-10-03T00:10:55+00:00

Korin Miller needs to get her panties rubbed with hot chilli powder

Title	How to Get Revenge on a Cheater: Invite your friends to a backyard bonfire using his clothes and prized sports equipment as kindling.
Author	curious67
Upvotes	28
Comments	24
Date	October 2, 2012 3:49 AM UTC (13 years ago)
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