Its links like these posted on Facebook that people have read which anger me (not facebook link but direct link to site)

ThePigman · 2012-04-21T03:04:23+00:00

"You already know men will do anything to get a woman into bed-especially when she's as awesome as you are."

Men degraded as rutting animals and women glorified as goddesses, all in one brief sentence. Needless to say, i feel no need to read beyond that line.

Revoletion · 2012-04-21T04:57:10+00:00

Here are the lies: "'Come over, I just want to snuggle.'"

"'You should take your clothes off. We won't even have sex. I just love the feeling of your skin against mine.'"

"'I hardly ever have sex on a first date.'"

"'It's cold in here, let's get under the covers.'"

"'You're beautiful and it would be an honor to get to sleep with you.'"

"'I wont tell if you won't.'"

"'I just want to take a nice bubble bath with you - nothing else!'"

"'Want to come meet my dog?' At 3 a.m. LMAO."

"'Just let me put the tip in!'"

"'I have a cop uniform in my room... want to see?' I love men in uniform, so needless to say I fell for it."

"'You don't have to return the favor...'"

"'Wanna go watch tv in your room?'"

Holy fuck. Was this article made by a computer? Because It seems like a happy accident from a Naive Bayes generator.

SpanishGuy · 2012-04-21T12:43:34+00:00

12 Lies Men Tell Before Sex

Those are not lies, they are encoded versions of "What about getting laid?".

It's necessary because women usually don't like being told: "hey, let's fuck".

I find annoying that women talk to us in a strongly encrypted language and expect a full understanding, but yet they don't bother to learn our easy code. Duh!

Senor_Porfirio · 2012-04-21T06:58:36+00:00

I don't understand why you're angry.

Obviously all these women "fell" for these lines. The girls call them 'lies' to excuse their fucking these guys, who were almost assuredly flings. They can cackle all they want, but they did fuck these guys. Bottom line is these girls wanted to bang these guys, the guys gave them the flimsiest of excuses, aka plausible deniability, and bam! They bang. If the guys said "hey, let's fuck" an alarm might go off in these girls heads "you're not that easy!" So guys have to be a little more cunning to get the tip in.

Girls will never take responsibility for initiating sex - they'll always say the man did it.

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