The modern woman's lament on men in the 21st century.

"He's unenlightened. He's a loser. He's not good enough for us. He's only good for his wallet. He's superfluous as a father. He's uncultured. He's misogynist. He's not attractive. He's not good enough in bed. He doesn't know how to make us happy. He's...OMG why won't he marry us?!?!??!"