http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/funny/facebook-spy-vs-spy-case-126493

Just to help enlighten people, there is a lot more to this story. My ex-wife tried to get me arrested for impersonating a police officer, something I could not prove was her. She called my customer, a Chief of Police, and lied to him telling him I was driving around in his police cars with my kids in the car and the lights and sirens on. My ex has continued to tamper with my life and the ONLY way I could prove this was her again tampering with my life was to bring up something 'horific', but the thing is, she recomended that I kill her off, I did NOT start that topic! I was not even thinking along those lines when I started trying to prove it was her. I need help, this woman will not leave me alone and I know nothing about my kids. My son was in the hospital and she never called or notified me in any way. She has commited perjury, been in contempt of court, I have had to take the police to her house to get my kids and she has made threats to the police, but the judge does NOTHING! Please help...

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