I don’t understand how a species incapable of feeding themselves—much less hitting the toilet—ever came to rule the planet. I just know that women are the more capable sex. I bet Einstein had his mother tying his shoes for him until he was in college.

BinaryShadow · 2009-03-09T18:06:59+00:00

Many adorable examples of that cute female vitriol we all know and love in this one. The second page is the best:

[My husband] is a highly intelligent, successful architect, but he can’t leave the house on time in the morning because he can’t find his keys. … Seriously, and his kind run the world?

Her deep scientific knowledge and methodology also shows:

Five minutes of observing my son’s preschool class is all the proof I need.

And:

The multitask gene is obviously linked to the X chromosome, because I know of no men who carry the trait.

Because obviously men have two Y chromosomes.

jay_vee · 2009-03-09T20:49:25+00:00

As soon as I saw this

My daughter, Cleo, was ...

I knew the article would just be one great big anecdotal failure.

introitus · 2009-03-10T00:49:00+00:00

Laura Bennett was trained as an architect but has since established her career as a fashion designer by becoming a finalist on Season 3 of the Bravo TV series Project Runway.

lol

Bennett lives amid complete chaos

lol

in New York City with her husband and six children, Cleo

lol

, 20, Peik

lol

, 13, Truman

lol

, 10, Pierson

lol

, 6, Larson

lol

, 5, and Finn

lol

Sabremesh · 2009-03-09T23:40:38+00:00

Can you imagine a father writing an article in which he systematically slags off his daughter(s) because he thinks boys are better?

Women really do feel that they have a right to say whatever hurtful shit they want about males.

kanuk876 · 2009-03-10T05:17:54+00:00

Typical anti-respect for men.

She's like, "If I ignore all of men's contribution, to my personal wellbeing and to society as a whole, OMFG men are useless!"

Here's a woman who thinks shoe-tying is more important than being a physics genius, unique among billions of people, contributing untold benefits to humanity through greater understanding of the universe from the atom to outer space.

You know, if I could intuit the universe's secrets, I'd wear slippers so I didn't have to waste a minute of my precious time tying my shoes.

To the author: get over yourself. There are things greater and more important than your little life.

BinaryShadow · 2009-03-09T22:21:14+00:00

She does realize that men and women are of the same species, right? Probably a nice thing to know when you want to call half of one stupid.

As early as the age of two, girls leave boys standing bewildered in their dust as they speed along the social, emotional, and intellectual racecourse of life.

That couldn't have anything to do with schools favoring girls every step of the way, right? As an example, Title IX works day and night to remove anything that boys excel at from the school environment.

My boys have been slow to walk and talk, impossible to potty-train, and refused to give up breast-feeding.

I'm sure they'll grow up to love you very much for publicly bashing them for daring to have a penis. But that will only help confirm your world view of men are evil, wouldn't it.

When Cleo was five, I came home exhausted from work and fell asleep on the sofa. I opened my bleary eyes to find her eating pizza.

Sound parenting skills, there.

“Mom, can I have some cereal?” Peik, my 13-year-old son asks.

“Sure,” I say. Fifteen minutes later, he starts whining, “Mom, I’m hungry. Aren’t you going to get my cereal?”

“No, I said you could have it. You can get it yourself.”

What you have is a spoiled brat. Which is your fault.

Ali-Sama · 2009-03-10T01:56:18+00:00

she needs to learn how to raise her kids. I can cook and i have cooked for my family. I have bought food and ordered out. If he son had ordered food, he would probably had been yelled at for spending money without permission. I have seen it where sons are yelled at for doing anything independent like that, hence they ask. Also if they do do it, they get yelled at for things that are not in their control. "you messed up the kitchen" is an example of it, never mind the kitchen was a mess before the guy got there. She is a sexist elitist.

Kuonji · 2009-03-09T20:52:49+00:00

Holy shit.

NoahSwayne · 2009-03-10T22:47:19+00:00

The "species" too inept to hit the toilet also invented it, madam. And pretty much everything else.

This piece is nothing more than an expression of a gender-wide inferiority complex.

2009-03-11T05:29:44+00:00

I am detecting a future Mrs. Comfort. Separate species, indeed.

2009-03-09T18:06:28+00:00

Why learn to cook when I can make my bitch do it for me? My pliers are "more capable" at turning things, too. We still know who spends the night in the toolbox.

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