This speech was pure RP gold. I don't know her name, so for easy typing I'm going to call her Jane.

Jane started her speech with the usual Marilyn Monroe quote condoning girls to be completely irresponsible, and then proceeds to talk about her past boyfriend. She used a few choice words, describing him as defining her, controlling, and she did everything for him. Jane went even further, telling us about how her boyfriend had her and her friends in the mall trying on swimsuits, and then ridiculed Jane in her swimsuit in front of all her friends. Jane then said she went crying to him later that night, and he broke up with her because she was too needy.
Jane then finished up with the whole "handle me at my worst, deserve me at my best" bit, while I'm thinking about how effortlessly this guy used her.

This guy used her and her friends for a free modeling session, probably got all the free sex in the world from her, and then kicked her to the curb when she got clingy. She blames it on him being an asshole, but in reality he left her ass so fast, so hard, the hampster wheel couldn't even stop spinning.

The funniest/saddest thing is that Jane didn't learn from her mistakes, and she's only ~18 years old, so Jane will be repeating this story for another 10 years... All of this came from a 2 minute intro speech.