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[–]LongBallsMcCawk 3 points4 points5 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Get her some fake tits and contacts.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Although I would argue, make her work for them and get them, but definitely make her get them.
[–]yGTWgtNrco 5 points6 points7 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You are human. You have preferences, if she doesn't meet them, I'd imagine she isn't for you. Remember, never compromise, always insist on getting whatever it is you want.
[–]TRParents 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Nothing is wrong with you
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[–]TRParents 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Have you read any of the material?
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[–]TRParents 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Then you should know better
[–]stickfiguresk 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The grass is always greener on the other side, and there's no pussy like new pussy. How old are you?
[–]stickfiguresk -2 points-1 points0 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah man, you're young. Go slay some big tittied bitches. Sew your royal oats. Also, the point of calling a unicorn a unicorn is to point out that hoes like that don't exist. It's your future though, man. Locking her down and knocking her up is a much bigger risk than the alternative though.
[–]DTDtwopoint0 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No such thing as a unicorn. If you keep trying to convince yourself you found one or that she's one, then you're fucking delusional and blue pill as fuck. Either read the side bar on TRP or fuck off
[–]Senior Endorseddr_warlock 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There's nothing wrong with you. It's carnally satisfying to fill up a girl with big tits and wide hips full of cum and children.
[–]quietthomas 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Men have emotions but unlike bitches we know how to block them out and use reason. Dump her if she's ultimately going to make you into a big time cuck. She's gonna lose you a lot of pussy - and for what?
Come back to being emotionless pussy pounders like the rest of us.
[–]Senior EndorsedMattyAnon 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
-Only cares about me
This is a lie.
Yeah, she's an unicorn.
No..... she isn't.
Seriously, the fuck is wrong with me?
Nothing. You're a man. Be honest about what you want. Marriage probably isn't it anyway.
Stop lashing yourself with the blue pill belt of guilt, and just do what you want.
[–]Senior EndorsedMattyAnon 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No..... she isn't [a unicorn] Care...to elaborate why?
No..... she isn't [a unicorn]
Care...to elaborate why?
Because there are no unicorns. AWALT.
[–]Nogoodsense 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
thick petite
thick
petite
Pick one.
[–]Nogoodsense 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Kim is very thick. I wouldn't deign to call her petite though.
[–]Senior ContributorSkorchZang 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, I can't see me marrying this girl because she doesn't have big tits and blue eyes. Seriously, the fuck is wrong with me?
You're very wrongheaded. You think women are entitled to something from you just because they're all cute, sweet to you and you fuck her virgin holes once in a while.
Put a smirk on and sail on, Captain. No exclusive relationshit for you/her. That way you will be happier, she will be happier (it's more exciting if you're difficult), and you learn your lesson well. You owe her NOTHING: not marriage, not LTR, not children, not even fucking car-rides and daisies on International Women's Day.
[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points-1 points 10 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
They aren't Men. Stop treating them so. Nothing dries a snatch like treating it with respect or consideration. All they need are feels. Plate her. Treat her like shit. Let her know her physical appearance doesn't meet your standards. Instruct her to get contacts and fake tits stat or she can take a number and get in line behind a the hot big tittied bitch you now prefer fucking. She will desperately obey your every wish henceforth. They need social proof. Give it to her in spades and she will love you for it. Double down... make her get her already tight snatch vacuum sealed by a pussy plastic surgeon so you can rip her virgin slit twice. You are the prize. Never forget that. She lives to serve and please you or she can seriously fuck off because there are 10 more just like her waiting to be plucked.
[–]stillnoturday -1 points0 points1 point 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Someone make /r/trpindia already this is getting pretty pathetic
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