So, last week, my wife's cousin got married. I'm super happy for her.

During that wedding, the cousin's best friend kept grabbing my ass, sniffing me, winking at me. Sorry, but...she knows I'm married. She and my wife were both bridesmaids.

Hell, SHE WAS AT OUR WEDDING.

And this isn't the first time, I'll look past it this time because it's a wedding, people get drunk and get stupid, whatever...but what isn't "whatever" is that several times when we attended events together, she always attempted to kiss me on the lips.

I told my wife about it before, and her response was "shush, she's awesome."

I didn't say she wasn't awesome, I think she's cool, but I was just saying that this was happening and maybe she needed to keep an eye out. I'm not welcoming this behavior, each time she attempts to kiss me on the lips, I sort of tighten my lips and tense up. Just...no.

So...every time she's at an event we're at, she's gonna watch her.