This bromaire beathaithe has had her fun getting pumped and dumped by “broke ass” Fergus mac Róicha, now she’s looking for something normal….. and is a little bit of a dumpster fire! Gee, where do I sign up?

SirLoose12 · 2022-01-19T11:50:32+00:00

Bitchy, chubby, colored hair, tattoos, piercings, heavy makeup...

She's not a gold digger, but over broke guys?

Sorry, boo, but my wallet is thicc and proud...and it's gonna stay that way.

Loud-Bottle-7879 · 2022-01-19T12:06:44+00:00

Absolutely repulsive. Also guarantee she is 200lbs+ but calling herself “thick”.

HolyGourdofJerusalem · 2022-01-19T12:19:23+00:00

37 going on 12

on the bright side, she is unlikely to contribute to the further degradation of the human gene pool

Dunkman83 · 2022-01-19T12:41:08+00:00

shes obviously fat...like really fat.

also any girl thats still dying their hair red after 30 needs to just give it up

Maximum-Complaint-68 · 2022-01-19T11:10:48+00:00

Gaelige—Bèarla Translations:

bromaire beathaithe = “fat fartbag”/“wide windbag”/ “gross gasbag”
Fergus mac Róich = “Fergus Great Horse Son”, a hero from Irish mythology’s Ulster Cycle best known for two things: serving as a mentor to the demigod hero Cú Chulainn and having a massive horse cock.

No, I’m not kidding about that last part.

Fergus’ package is figuratively and literally the stuff of legends as some translations of the Ulster Cycle state that he had an enormous dick measuring around 70 centimetres(and balls big as a flour sack). Some have even suggested that Fergus’ first syllable iscognate with the Latin vir (“man”) as in “virile”, and his name means “Man-Strength GreatHorse Son” in Gaelige.

It’s also unsurprising to note that Fergus had quite a spicy sex life as he needed to fuckseven women to drain his balls fully and his only equal in the bedroom was the naturegoddess Flidas. He also happened to be one of Queen Medb’s many, many lovers, whowas infamous for being a serial Cock Carousel Rider that needed to have sex with 30men a day to be satisfied.

Joaquino7997 · 2022-01-19T12:07:54+00:00

So...she's letting her freak flag fly...and yet, she's 'no gold digger?' HA!

Never judge a book by it's [sp] cover.

In this case, we'll make an exception.

Swipe left, gents.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2022-01-19T13:06:36+00:00

This doesn't meet rule 5.

Flashy_Glove6208 · 2022-01-19T13:07:52+00:00

Ugly, obese 37, covering her face with thick makeup, fake eyebrows and red dyed hair to distract attention.

Gross and repulsive.

The very thought of all the badboys who has fun with her and STDs risks makes a man naucious.

This bromaire beathaithe has had her fun getting pumped and dumped by “broke ass” Fergus mac Róicha, now she’s looking for something normal….. and is a little bit of a dumpster fire! Gee, where do I sign up?

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