Hi, 35, 5’6” ~175lb I’m a drunk captain married for 11 years. In the last month I read NMMNG and WISNIFG, some sidebar posts, OYS, etc.

I am an orthodox jew, so I’m don’t touch my wife during her period until she dunks in a ritual bath. Flirtatious touch has worked with her in the past, but now it’s not available to me. “Initiating” is not really a thing. It would require her to count 7 clean days, and then go to the mikvah. Any ideas of what game/initiations would look like? I appreciate all responses. I know I’m just a fat retard, and you guys don’t owe me anything.