These are some awfully specific preferences for a uirlis ghairdín who only wants "friends"...

Traksimuss · 2022-07-12T11:32:22+00:00

Ahahaahha.

She is looking for discussions of influence of 17th century belgian paint school on the rest of Europe on wait for it!

HOOKUP APP!

Her dumbness and lying knows no bounds.

There are so many other ways to find "high culture" discussions.

I am not even sure if she is trolling for dick, probably just attention whoring and to maybe make husband jealous so he would pay for "girl cruise" with her whore friends.

Joaquino7997 · 2022-07-12T11:31:08+00:00

No sex here

Welp...there goes 100% of all the men who'd ever consider her.

And who the hell is she kidding?? If there is a man who meets any one of her offending criteria also had a lotta cash or an expensive car, she'd jump his bone like a Flintstone!

ogrilla99 · 2022-07-12T13:23:09+00:00

This one is breaking my brain. If you want a discussion group for art and culture, go to the local museum. I'm sure they have monthly events where you can meet other art lovers to discuss whatever.

She's on a hookup app, as a married person, which means she wants to hookup, is not looking to even date. But she doesn't want to feel responsible for having an affair, or feel bad about getting ploughed by someone "beneath" her. If she's going to have an affair, she wants it to be a James Bond-type (or, more accurately, someone who can fake it well enough) who sweeps her off her feet against her will, whom she can later justify as "I was powerless in the face of his charms! I told him right there on the profile I was only interested in friends. Therefore, it's his fault that, when he started talking about Picasso, I slipped on my own juices and fell on his dick!"

silly_birb_Banned · 2022-07-12T12:02:51+00:00

Nowadays they don't want beards because of fear getting fucked by a weak jawline man

Land_of_the_Losers · 2022-07-12T13:18:17+00:00

I think she's looking to make friends with a semi-sentient piece of chat software.

"Yes, I too like sculpture. Will you look at my pictures of sculpture? What do you think of this sculpture? Is it interesting for you? What are your thoughts about this sculpture? Oh you have interesting comments about this sculpture. Here is another sculpture. Please tell me your thoughts about this sculpture."

ruck_my_life · 2022-07-12T14:51:39+00:00

This is like even sub-Samuels levels of cluelessness.

What do you bring? Literally nothing. Literally. Nothing. Join a bookclub or your church group you fucking psychopath. No one wants to shave their beard and go to Glamor Shots for a chance to hang out with you.

Side note: I'll bet you $20 her husband is all the things she says she doesn't like.

ScribhneoirIldanach · 2022-07-12T11:27:17+00:00

Gaelige-Béarla Translations:

uirlis ghairdín = "garden tool"

Standard_Hat6784 · 2022-07-12T16:54:04+00:00

She is monkey swinging for sure. She is trying to secure an upgrade before she files for divorce. Probably about to hit the 35-40yr old wall and is feeling like what she settled for is not enough and freaking the fuck out....my ex did the same shit.

One-Move · 2022-07-12T18:06:18+00:00

Plausible deniability

ApatheticHeretic_101 · 2022-07-12T18:57:23+00:00

Wow...who knew hookers were so cultured? 🤣

Intelligent-Bet-8507 · 2022-07-12T12:01:39+00:00

The irony that she doesn’t want men with filtered pics when dating apps are FULL of women with nothing BUT filtered pics to the max.

Title	These are some awfully specific preferences for a uirlis ghairdín who only wants "friends"...
Author	ScribhneoirIldanach
Upvotes	62
Comments	18
Date	July 12, 2022 11:27 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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