This gealtán deserves every pump and dump she gets along with the single motherhood she's destined for

cetltic · 2022-08-05T14:30:11+00:00

I would like to hear some construction criticism

SCCock · 2022-08-05T15:07:26+00:00

Class A bitch.
Dumb as a bag of rocks.
Conceited as hell.

I love that she doesn't know what pre-law even is.

Our hero is going to do well in life and she will be an assistant night manager at the 7-11.

Real winner here.

Celticpenguin85 · 2022-08-05T15:32:41+00:00

Is this from Tinder? Wouldn't she have to right swipe him too for them to match?

achillesllco · 2022-08-05T23:42:03+00:00

Ah, the young attractive female. The world at her fingertips, hundreds (if not thousands) of men giving their all for the chance of just a little attention from her. She's on top of the world. She's the queen bee comfortably sitting on her throne, floating in the vast lake of honey which is male attention. She needs to do nothing to earn this luxury, it is freely given to her by men of all ages. She's royalty. She's happy.

She thinks this will last forever.

The attention she commands wherever she goes begins to dwindle, and eventually fizzles out. Men are no longer willing to bend the rules for her, or do her any favors. Her face, once alive with youthful glory, now tainted by crow's feet that serve as channels for her tears. Her body, once a delightful sight, now scarred by the consequences of irresponsibility and gravity alike. Every day that goes by, she watches as her value fades away. Her soul cries out in despair; "But I'm a beautiful queen, I deserve what I once had". So desperately she hangs on to this hope, so adamantly does she desire to once again float on that sweet, sweet lake of attention. Yet, deep down, she represses that faint echo of truth. That soft, concise voice of reason telling her the inevitable, inescapable reality:

She will never be happy again.

Joaquino7997 · 2022-08-05T14:24:10+00:00

I hope she goes to hell and burns like the bitch she is.

ScribhneoirIldanach · 2022-08-05T13:48:20+00:00

Gaelige―Béarla Translations:

gealtán = “lunatic ”

Dumloko · 2022-08-05T15:50:58+00:00

What a lovely lady, can't wait to marry her!

jesuswashere1989 · 2022-08-05T18:58:20+00:00

🤢 the nerve of this woman.

New_suite · 2022-08-06T15:22:06+00:00

Not every1 with a motorcycle had a Harley. She’s correct.

Also not every blonde is cute.

warlocc_ · 2022-08-07T06:44:42+00:00

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bewicked4fun123 · 2022-08-05T22:09:02+00:00

So Many Filters

Siddyf · 2022-08-05T18:52:44+00:00

She was in a dream of mine…..her vagina, littered with shark teeth. I stayed well away..

V_M · 2022-08-07T17:35:46+00:00

Interesting to play a game of "is she dumb, or is she English as second language"?

Title	This gealtán deserves every pump and dump she gets along with the single motherhood she's destined for
Author	ScribhneoirIldanach
Upvotes	189
Comments	30
Date	August 5, 2022 1:47 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/wgvxu4/this_gealtán_deserves_every_pump_and_dump_she/
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