Throwaway here.

So I've been playing pickup basketball with a coed group of college friends after work every day. Normally we don't play too seriously, it's just a way to unwind from work. Today, however, was a little victory for me. There is one girl in the group who claims to be a feminist, and constantly says shit about how evil men are, and how we're the cause of all of the world's problems and so on. I used to engage her in constructive debates, but it proved fruitless. She likes to ignore facts and reason, and will always derail a conversation if she undoubtedly gets proven wrong on a particular point (side note: I've had much more engaging and fruitful conversations with other feminists, no hate on the whole bunch because of this bad apple). She's really the epitome of the hypocritical feminist who screams for equal rights (except for men).

Anyway, we're playing. She's a pretty good basketball player and she has no problem getting physical. A teammate passes me the ball and she guards me. I turn my back and she straight up intentionally hits my arm. Hard. Now, I never call fouls in pickup basketball, but I knew if I didn't, she would think she could get away with playing that dirty because she's playing with mostly guys. So I called the foul - she looks at me and yells "just play you fucking pussy." Alright, fine. I dropped the foul and kept playing. A while later in the game, I have the ball and she's guarding me again. I go into beast mode and hit her as hard as she hit me as I was dribbling. She screams "what the fuck?!?!?" and tries to call the foul.

I look at her, and mutter under my breath, "just play you fucking pussy." And like that she dropped it.

Here's to equality!

TL;DR: Played basketball with a girl. She fouls me hard and calls me a pussy; I foul her back and call her a pussy. Lesson learned.