Woman sues ex-boyfriend after his long penis 'stretched her vagina'

Reptilian_Brain_420 · 2018-12-30T12:45:46+00:00

What happens if she ever has a baby? Will she sue the baby too?

fengpi · 2018-12-30T11:04:40+00:00

If that ever becomes a crime? I'm heading to the slammer for good.

rbrockway · 2018-12-30T10:22:48+00:00

Flair was a bit difficult for this one. I went with false accusation.

This is not, I repeat not, from The Onion.

boringcarpets · 2018-12-30T12:51:15+00:00

Lol, actually hilarious.

Although, try saying that in any sub and someone will say /r/badwomensanatomy

Aksu593 · 2018-12-30T13:24:34+00:00

Finally something I couldn't be sued for!

tb21666 · 2018-12-30T17:12:57+00:00

I thought they couldn't get loose/be altered 'by a mere man'..? 🙄

The narrative changes more than (most of) their outfits in a single day.

McFeely_Smackup · 2018-12-30T17:37:36+00:00

I'd fight this in court.

"Your honor, this accusation is 100% absolutely TRUE!"

and I'd agree to pay her every dime, with the agreement that the judgement be printed in every newspaper and a public "dangerously large penis" registry be established and I be required to register.

Robfu · 2018-12-30T14:41:49+00:00

Wtf? Did she actually think she had a case?

This wouldn't even make it to a courtroom... I hope...

ClaryJaxon · 2018-12-30T16:15:35+00:00

Wow I've never known a woman to complain of such a thing. This is ridiculous.

jamrev · 2018-12-30T21:58:22+00:00

Wouldn't girth have more to do with it than length?

tableender · 2018-12-30T22:28:22+00:00

Women get a free pass on this. If a guy isn't well hung it's all out there to see, and be commented on. Women on the other hand ....who knows. I've slept with a 50 yr old women with three kids and a pussy like a mouses ear. I've slept with a 19 yr old with a pussy like a horse's collar. In the words of Tom Arnold when Roseanne Barr was derisive about his manhood...."Even a 747 looks small in the Grand canyon".

LoomisKnows · 2018-12-30T16:20:37+00:00

Bangs fist on tabletop repeatedly

We. Need. Better. Sex. Ed. In. Schools.

Parents! Step it up! It is not hard to teach your kids this basic bullshit about their anatomy. If you raise a kid that believe that a vagina can be irreparably 'stretched' by a penis, you have fucking failed.

want-to-say-this · 2018-12-30T21:20:59+00:00

How did she measure this? Fucking a previous ex who tells her she got super lose?

Orbit-Man · 2018-12-30T21:19:56+00:00

Better than a false rape accusation, I suppose

Hadashi_blacksky · 2018-12-30T16:27:23+00:00

This can't possibly succeed.

EgalitarianGirl777 · 2018-12-30T21:27:32+00:00

It’s already been proven that it’s a myth for the vagina to lose its tightness through sex. The only way is through childbirth (or some really huge object) and even that isn’t permanent. The time it takes varies with different factors, but women will go back to the size they were when they’ve fully healed.

BoughtenCockloft · 2018-12-31T03:39:49+00:00

All vaginas are exactly the same size and unaffected by penetration and childbirth. At least that's what reddit indoctrinates us with.

EgalitarianGirl777 · 2018-12-31T04:24:10+00:00

There are literally so many different websites with articles stating the myth of looseness from sex that it can easily be googled. Here’s some right at the top: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/all-about-sex/201109/the-rare-truth-about-tight-and-loose-women%3famp https://www.healthline.com/health/womens-health/loose-vagina http://helloflo.com/10-common-vagina-myths-debunked/ https://www.bustle.com/p/how-does-sex-affect-your-vagina-its-time-to-debunk-that-loose-myth-2781279 https://archive.attn.com/stories/6293/truth-behind-vaginal-tightness

Title	Woman sues ex-boyfriend after his long penis 'stretched her vagina'
Author	rbrockway
Upvotes	227
Comments	33
Date	December 30, 2018 10:22 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MensRights
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