So first, a little about me. I’m 18, going to university on the US east coast, and grew up on the west coast. While I have a good bit of status and very solid game, I have a badly recessed chin and broken nose, making me look like an inbred Chris Pine, or a beat-up Cumberbatch. Despite a butload of hot first dates and even being set up by other girls, my odd looks make dating a challenge for me, and my V card is still intact.

During winter break on the west coast, I miraculously met an HB 7 on tinder and set up a date. Crazy enough, the girl actually knew me from my writing AND my best female friend. (Before you shriek “FRIENDZONE,” she’s a work mate) My friend told me that the HB 7 had sent her a few screenshots about how into me she was! I was pumped as hell.

The two of us met at a coffee shop where we instantly clicked. I did some very touchy magic, we chatted, and things seemed to be working well. When I shifted location and we went on a walk, she was so interested that she kept coming up with excuses to stay for longer. I tried to pull, but ended up with just a kiss close.

She texted me non-stop afterwords. Trouble was, I left for the east coast the very next day! I exaggerated my availability, saying that I frequently commuted when I go back and forth maybe twice or three times a year.

Now, I’ve got a girl completely hooked on me thousands of miles away. Obviously, traveling thousands of miles for a girl is a bit of stretch, but you’ve got to understand that my plan a few days ago was to fuck an escort this summer just to get the v-card nonsense out of the way. This girl knows I’ve got status, but swiped right beforehand, meaning my dolphin looking mug didn’t scare her away. Spending money on a plane ticket is risky though because it won’t only be beta as hell, but be super expensive too, since I’m a penny pinching college student. Plus, what if I don’t even get the lay? That sounds like the stuff of nightmares.

Do I fly out to see her and commit to pull? Do I try to keep her waiting for me to get back for spring break? Do I cut off text? She’s a very conservative sort of girl who apparently had never had a real date before, but since we met on tinder, I’m sure it won’t take her long to go fishing for new guys. Time is running out.

I’d love to hear your feedback! Fire away.