I moved out of state. Packed all my stuff and left the junk. She finally sent my stuff(the boxes I had packed myself). But I got "extras" like all the junk we had collected over nine years.

It was an attempt at a fuck you statement. I just donated it and threw the rest away. But going through boxes, I kept finding missing things. Stuff I missed when packing.

For instance, it's Christmas. We had a Christmas box with movies, music etc.. I forgot to kull this box. Over nine years, I bought movies and CDs and whatnot for the celebration of Christmas.

She sent me one Blu-ray box set of The Santa Clause from our beloved Christmas box. Nothing else. Which means she technically stole the movies and CDs( one which was rare and kind of expensive) that I contributed to our holiday festivities. Point made. But the joke is on her, as it proves what a phony she is and always was.

My point: She gets to impress her AP with stuff I introduced her to and paid for. It was supposed to be some burn, but it actually makes me happy. I get to know that my cheating cunt wife is a phony, while she will always know it was her husband who turned her onto these movies and CDs.

"Wow this is an awesome CD, honey" says the AP. "How did you find this?". At this point my wife has to lie or tell the truth. It's the best Christmas gift my wife has ever given to me.