So I want to exercise my social muscles and plan on going to a bar tonight. I'm not much of a drinker and need suggestions on what men drink. I don't want to be laughed at by women for choosing the wrong alcoholic beverage. Do you eat food at bars as well or just order a drink? And how long does someone sit at a bar? Also if no woman catches my attention what are some things I can do beside sipping on my beverage peacefully? Look at the TV? And what should I browse on my phone exactly? My Instagram is pretty much lifeless and I don't do anything cool on my phone so I'm afraid of someone walking by and glancing at my empty notifications, my 80 followers Instagram account or my reddit filled with seduction guides and nsfw content. I could read my online computer science book while drinking but I don't think that's cool.