Feels like a shit test that I get constantly. What am I supposed to say to this?

brianbria · 2017-09-01T15:16:38+00:00

I constantly meet girls who are definitely not underage who will say "I look 12" or some other super underage number. How the fuck am I supppsed to respond to that?

"No actually you look around 9" - then leave them.

Makakka2002 · 2017-09-01T16:32:30+00:00

Need more info to help. At what stage of interaction you get that statement?

p1243 · 2017-09-01T16:50:56+00:00

"Yeah, you could be my mom"

normalguyman · 2017-09-01T21:19:23+00:00

"I'm actually 9 thank you very much. Just got off a brutal day @ daycare and all i wanna do is have a brew w/ my bros. And since you're probably wondering, no I'm not into cougars ;)" Just over exaggerate the age thing and throw a little shit test back.

Makakka2002 · 2017-09-01T17:13:58+00:00

This i very intersting never heard that before. Why are they saying this to you you believe?

damfrenchy · 2017-09-01T18:16:09+00:00

You tell them they look thirty and they're way too old for you, there's no way you could ever date them ;)

Playful tone, obviously.

An alternative could be bragging about all the anti-wrinkle cream you've been purchasing and how the shit finally paid off, then take her hand and go on about how she has wrinkled hands and she must be 30-40 or something.

You pass the ST and you kino.

DavidGolani11 · 2017-09-02T08:20:38+00:00

I'm telling daddy!

Title	Feels like a shit test that I get constantly. What am I supposed to say to this?
Author	ValenceLP
Upvotes	2
Comments	11
Date	September 1, 2017 2:56 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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