Hey guys I hope that you find this entertaining. For me at the time it was anger-inducing so I guess those kind of stories can seem funny to others.

It's the first time this sort of thing has happened in my life.

There's this supermarket in the local mall that has excellent demographics because they specialise in all the new age stuff, so there's lots of girls walking around getting their organic and free-range wholefood whatever.

I spoke to maybe 5 girls there over a one hour period. My favourite is a grandpa opener such as "Wow there's 50 different types of mayonnaise here!" which is usually good to start the conversation and pretty low-key.

Anyway I was in the middle of talking to the 5th girl and the store manager approached and asked to have a talk with me.

We step out the front and he's got the security guy, two other store employees, and a chodey looking guy who doesn't seem to work there.

Funnily enough they all have shitty body language. I was thinking, shouldn't I be the one displaying weak defensive body language in this situation? But anyway..

He said that they had received 6 or 7 complaints about a guy asking women personal questions and getting phone numbers. I said that I thought it was funny since I hadn't even spoken to that many girls.

The manager persisted in accusing me of these grave crimes, and I said that he should call the police in this instance. He said he would call the cops if it happens again.

I said "show me the written complaints.. you can redact them if you want", but no, we won't show them to you. I laughed in his face as spitefully as I could :P

Anyway what I think happened is that the chodey guy was the girlfriend of one of the girls I chatted with, she went and did a classic shit test / jealousy plotline on him and he fell for it hook line sinker.

What would you do in this situation? How long to wait before going back? Should I wear a disguise? haha