Gaming at Club with My Dad Sat. Night (Total Failure)
So on Saturday afternoon I took a big ass step and asked my dad if he would be my wingman at the club that night because I didn't want to be a creeper all alone being creeptastic. He just made a weird face and kept that expression for like 10 minutes when I asked. Lol. He's a good guy and he agreed to go for awhile. So immediately I'm like 'show me what you're wearing tonight big guy' and he was just gonna wear like jeans and some faggity ass sweatshirt but I kind of pimped him out a bit with some gel and sunglasses. Then he sees my mom on the way out and says 'hey baby wanna go for a ride?' I was cracking up so fucking hard if you were there you would have too. Maybe you'd like to tag along next time? Like I said I could use a couple buds. No offense dad, you'll always be number 1 lol. At like 9pm I guess we were on the very very early side at this club because the lights were pretty much on and staff was like hanging out with each other (wtf). Then my dad starts doing this super dramatic walk and like rolls up his sleeves and says "hey I'm Andrew dice clay, whoa!' Lol. I said 'yeah all you need is your cigarette' and then a lightbulb flashed in my mind. At the time it seemed like a perfect opener to go ask one of the female staff if they could bum me a cigarette. I didn't even think before approaching an HB7 who was like folding menus or flyers or some bullshit. I got right up near and said "hey can I bum a smoke? My dad thinks he's the Diceman.' No laughter, no smile and I thought it was worth both. She just coldly said 'yeah it's no smoking in here, I'm sorry. Do you guys want menus for food?' Let's just say I was not picking up any sign she was interested but I told myself I couldn't waste another opportunity, so I said 'hey you're pretty cute when you're working.' I swear on my mom's life she made a face like I had just cut a fart in a library. She was blushing and staring at me like she was insulted or something and I was staring back for what felt like 10 minutes. I turned and walked back to my dad for some comfort and he was showing me thumbs up and thumbs down signs as if to ask 'did you score?' We sat at a booth for at least an hour and a half which was boring but my dad and I played a ridiculous game of truth or dare that anyone would've laughed at if they were there. My dad and I (and my mom) dont drink alcohol because it tastes like ass, the couple times I got 3 sheets to the wind, I confessed some really embarrassing stuff about getting molested (or so my friend said, wtf). Eventually people started coming in and an HB 9 walked by with what fucking huge and delicious bazoongas lol. I looked at my dad and he raised his eyebrows up and down and said 'hubba hubba hubba.' I could not get up the balls to approach which sucked because I wanted to show my dad that even his 30 year old son can teach him a thing or two about cunt. So it's at that point that things started to go very badly and very fast too. I knew if I had to make my move before I started thinking too much and became a nervous ninny. In my sights was an HB8 super tight jeans with Jean jacket and black top that got me a very hard stiffy. I walked by a couple people and straight to her like a laser beam and gently grabbed her arm around the bicep. She turned around and that's when I realized I had forgotten my opener and so I said on the spot "come on baby light my fire!' I thought it was a good line to just come up with but when I tried to pull her towards table where my dad and I were she yanked her arm away and said 'no thank you" in a really rude and bitchy way. Okay shit test numero uno I thought so I grabbed her arm again and same thing happened but she said "fuck off dude" and I started getting bitch looks from her friends or whatever cunts she was with. So I guess she went and told her man about me and this guy was fucking pissed off like no chill whatsoever. He pretty much walked me off my feet with his chest and was about two inches from my face just like that. He said "you need to back the fuck off dude' so it seemed like basically he was jealous I was getting attention from this girl at all. I don't know if this was AMOG or not but I thought maybe the girl did have some interest in me and wanted to see how I'd handle myself with this guy. But I lived to fight another day by walking away! Lol and I don't know if he saw the guy square up on me but my dad was like "we should go I can't stay out all night like you kids. I called him a "faggot " which he did not like because he's very PC and hates any kind of prejudice. So my take away is that sometimes guys are pussies and cannot handle another man talking to their chick. I don't think I did anything wrong but I did not get any pussy. Do I try to pursue anything with the girl or just wait and if I see her again try it over? It may be a matter of showing her friend 'hey I don't mean any harm, bros before hos and so on. But I really dont know if she had interest or gave signs I missed
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