I've always had trouble whenever woman say, "They feel too old" when they find out my age. What should I say when given this shit test?

JoieTheVivre · 2013-01-18T23:46:02+00:00

First one that comes on my mind is 'You couldn't have handled me anyway'. I use it, everyone uses it. It's pretty much the cookie-cutter for passing shitests.

DeezWalnuts · 2013-01-19T02:10:53+00:00

Anytime they address it: "Listen, I think you MIGHT be able to keep up ;)"

Tremaparagon · 2013-01-19T21:47:33+00:00

"It's ok, you seem responsible enough to change my diapers"

awkwardpuss · 2013-01-19T02:28:19+00:00

Life is short, maybe you should live for the moment.

How old are these women you are talking to?

the_cucumber · 2013-01-19T14:40:46+00:00

Unfortunately this is one of those shit tests that are virtually impassable. You can say something witty but it's not going to change her mind (usually). Girls who are bothered by age are fairly inflexible when it comes to that (otherwise they wouldn't mention it, or it would be clear on their face that they are teasing you- in that case you might have a chance), so the best you can do is just move on to the next.

Don't lie and pretend to be older though. Also, you will probably have more luck when you're 20, because 20 is a way less scary number to a 23 year old you're trying to pick up, instead of yknow, teenager.

I have a feeling seddit will hate this advice, but this is the perspective of a 22F who recently met a hot, charming 19 year old and balked at his age and refused to meet him again. One thing you could do though, is if she says to call her in a couple years, actually do it. Or tell her yourself you will. I'm not sure the results of this but I think it'd make an awesome story!

EDIT: yeeeah yeah I'm a fish. but I'd seriously love to read an FR of someone actually following through on that years later!

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