I arrive at the dance club around midnight for somebody’s birthday. I don’t know whose birthday it is, but I have a friend who is there and he invited me. I see a HB6 I recognize waiting on line to get in, she’s a friend of my friend. I’ve met her only a few times and I say “Hey! I know you!” She recognizes me and I skip 30 people on line and jump right next to her. We enter and we head to the coat check.

While we’re waiting on line for the coat check she asks “Can you do me a favor?” I already know what she’s going to ask, so I say “If you think I’m going to wait on this line with your jacket while you go party, you’re out of your fucking mind.” She says she just has to use the bathroom and promises to come right back. I reluctantly take her jacket and wait. She comes back and I give her the same routine. Now she’s holding my jacket while I go to the bathroom. I come back, we check our coats, and she grabs my hand and leads me to the bar. She’s attracted to me. I feel I should be doing the leading, so I switch hands and instead lead her through the crowd. We hit the bar and I spot my friend and his new girlfriend who is SMOKING HOT. Holy shit.

HB6 grabs a drink and heads to the table where the birthday party is. I catch up with my friend and talk to his new girlfriend, who I’m meeting for the first time. She’s cool as hell. We grab our drinks and head to the birthday table. I see a girl, HB7, who looks familiar and I tell her so. Turns out I have no idea who this girl is, but she tells me “I’m trying to get free drinks at one of these other tables that have bottle service. I need your help!” I make fun of her for being a cheapskate, but I agree and tell her she came to the right person and say “Sure, I’ll be your wingman”. She’s doubtful of my skills and I’m up for the challenge.

I grab her hand walk her to another table. I open up an entire table and basically bust into the set like Cosmo Kramer busts into Jerry’s apartment. “Hey, whose birthday is it?” A girl responds “It’s nobody’s birthday. We’re just partying.” She’s hot, and she’s taking a liking to my new wing-woman. They’re touching and getting along very well, so I let them have at it. I chat up a dude wearing a suit and he’s handling the bottles of Grey Goose. I introduce myself to him and ask him if he’s a promoter. Turns out he is, and he throws parties at this club all the time. We have a good chat and he tells me he throws a party every Saturday and to mention his name to the bouncer out front to get in without waiting on line. Just one of the many perks of TALKING TO EVERYBODY. He offers me a drink and I accept. I also get one for my wing-woman. I hand her the drink and she looks at me shocked. “How did you get this?!?” I tell her “I’m good like that.” She compliments me on my courage and confidence. Victory! We head back over to our party. My friend and his girlfriend want to leave to go to another dance club. I agree to come along and we hit up another club.

At the next club, we walk in and get stuck in the corner by the bar. I’m not having this, it’s totally killing my state. I tell my buddy I need to borrow his girlfriend for a few minutes to be my wing-woman. I explain how I need to her dance with me and grind on me in front of some of the hotties on the dance floor. If the hotties see me grinding with a hot girl, they’ll want a piece as well. Girlfriend thinks it’s a great idea and is into it. Nice.

We hit the dance floor. No joke, she says to me “Pick a target”. Haha. This girl might be PUA, not sure though. I pick out a HB8 who is a really sexy dancer. She’s in a group of guys. I grab Girlfriend’s hand and dance her over to the HB8. Girlfriend starts grinding hard on me and dancing all sexy on me, flipping her long blonde hair around and shit. She looks super hot. This girl is awesome. HB8 starts dancing closer and closer to us. It’s working! Girlfriend starts grinding on HB8 and they are going at it. It’s extremely sexy. Next thing I know, I’m grinding with both of them and I’m sandwiched in between them. Girlfriend ejects on the set and leaves me with HB8. FLAWLESS EXECUTION! Wing-woman FTW!

I dance with HB8 for a few songs but she eventually starts dancing with some meat-head. He’s literally thrusting his hips and pounding her ass. She’s loving it! I’m not gonna fuck with this guys game. I eject to the bar. Girlfriend says that she saw what went down and wants to do it again. Sweet! We hit up the dance floor again and do the same thing to an HB7. Again, a flawless execution. Girls are the best wings, I tell ya!

Girlfriend ejects and leaves me and HB7 alone. I’ve been getting good at judging how much attraction a girl has for me, and this girl is definitely attracted. I ramp up the kino and attraction to 11. I grab her arms and put them around my neck. I lean in and smell her hair and tell her how good it smells. “like strawberries” I say. I grab a nice handful and pull her hair a tiny bit, and I go in for the kiss. We make out a bit and I stop. I say “I have a rule that I don’t make out with girls on the dance floor.” She says she has the same rule. Oops, we already broke the rules. We continue dancing for a few more songs and I tell her “I’m going to break the rules again.” We start making out and she’s really into it. The house lights come on and it’s last call. I find my friends and meet HB7 outside.

Outside I meet about 15 of HB7’s friends, and one of them is the HB8 I was dancing with earlier. They’re all in college and all leaving together. I realize the massive logistical hurdle I have to jump in order to get this girl to come home with me. I put my arm around her and start walking. I say “C’mon, lets get out of here.” She says she wants to, but she has to go home with her friends. I’m not about to try and fight off 15 cockblocks so I kiss her goodnight and head home.

Women can be your greatest ally in the field. Use them wisely. Also, don’t be afraid to be explicit about what you’re trying to do. Most girls will be willing to help you. Chicks love hooking people up and it gives them a good ego-boost. I love this game!

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