A guy is at a bar with his Fuckbuddy when a sports star (speculated to be Mariano Rivera, but left unclear) hits on her right in front of him, and takes her back to the hotel. What (if anything) could he have said to keep her with him?

lordfat · 2011-06-07T20:46:55+00:00

Nothing. Celebrity is among the highest social status. Getting star struck puts people on a whole different level. If you had a cute girl with you that you weren't serious about and Jessica Alba walks up and asks you to fuck her would there be anything anyone could say to stop you? Didn't think so.

Bobsutan · 2011-06-08T05:26:48+00:00

He tells her, "I'm going to fall in love with you."

Treat it like any other AMOG. "Wow, that's pretty ballsy dude, but we're here together. Tell you what, you seem like a nice guy, I bet my girl here has a friend she can set you up with." and pull the woman away. Alternatively, number close him under the pretense of hooking him up with someone. Opens up the possibility of having a celeb on call for something down the road.

YeOldeThrowaway · 2011-06-08T00:13:10+00:00

What (if anything) could he have said to keep her with him?

Stop, or I'll shoot!

/all I got.

seventhirteen · 2011-06-08T17:15:54+00:00

To be honest I have no idea how I'd react.
From my comfortable couch and the internet:

I would try my best and hope to make him get angry and lose his cool. Only if the fuckbuddy is worthy enough to probably get your ass kicked.
"Oh my god, you are XXXXXX! dude, I heard about the herpes, I'm so sorry, I hope it gets better!"
If I didn't care about losing her I'd be like:
"Thank GOD! You go ahead and keep her man, I'm tired of her bullshit, better girls are waiting."

Or you could be all "You kids have fun! Dude, I need her back at 12" but you need awesome levels of "not giving a fuck" to pull that without taking a blow to your ego.

CDchrysalis · 2011-06-07T19:48:39+00:00

unclear as to why he would WANT this slut to stay with him...?

curryter · 2011-06-07T20:55:41+00:00

On Saturday night, I went on a date with my "friend with benefits." We have been doing this for 6 or 7 months now, one night a month or so.

why does he care so much about her, if he is only using her for sex once per month?

This date however, didn't finish with a happy ending like the rest. After dinner and wine, we went bar hopping. While we were in a bar, a large black man approaches my date. He tells her, "I'm going to fall in love with you."

something is strange here. so a black guy approaches a random woman at a crowded bar. gets lots of stares. AND THE WOMAN IS RECEPTIVE OF IT? what part of a city do they live in? generally, women dont want to be known as "night riders" and seen around black men.

Needless to say she got her happy ending... at XXXXXXX's hotel.

where did he get this information? why did the woman wanted this guy to know where she had sex with the black? is it all bullcrap and she is trying to make him jealous?

Granted she is gorgeous, but I don't know if I should be discouraged, sending XXXXXXX hate mail, or happy that I have been with a girl who XXXXXXX had to have. How should I feel about this?

if he considers her that gorgeous, why does he only have sex with her once per month? why is this guy asking others HOW HE SHOULD FEEL LIKE? DOES HE NOT HAVE HIS OWN MIND?!

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