facebook reminded me of my anniversary on friday. 5 years! What should i do to surprise and seduce her?

2011-06-13T20:15:48+00:00

Poke her.

Nexism · 2011-06-13T17:13:49+00:00

If you're asking us, you have bigger problems at hand.

Tsunderella · 2011-06-13T23:07:26+00:00

Try r/relationships, that might be of more help.

AISockets · 2011-06-13T21:18:32+00:00

I am disappoint. Seduction it's not just getting in girl's pants, it's becoming a person that people like to be with.

I don't know how to help OP, but I expected better suggestions.

howdoiupvote · 2011-06-13T19:57:25+00:00

QUICK WHERE'S MY 5 YEAR ANNIVERSARY ROUTINE BOOK

FrothyOmen · 2011-06-13T20:01:26+00:00

Seven A.M., wake up in the morning.
You gotta get fresh, gotta go downstairs.
Fill'er up a bowl, accompanied with cereal...

heckz · 2011-06-13T22:38:16+00:00

For some reason I assumed you meant that you had broken up.

Just tell her to get dressed up but don't tell her what you are doing and take her to a ballet or some experience you know she wants. Have everything planned well.

theawesomeone · 2011-06-14T07:22:02+00:00

I got this guys.

A ride on the back of your brand new motorcycle. Then in the bedroom. Hell yeah. Alpha.

Impudence · 2011-06-14T06:44:48+00:00

Well, The 5 year anniversary is the wood anniversary... if you receive my meaning...

2011-06-14T13:37:44+00:00

These are hilarious. Thanks guys

2011-06-13T20:05:51+00:00

Throw poop at her. Explain your fecal fetish desires. That should do it.

This is /r/seduction. Not /r/ideasfor5yearanniversaries.

Title	facebook reminded me of my anniversary on friday. 5 years! What should i do to surprise and seduce her?
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Comments	11
Date	June 13, 2011 4:28 PM UTC (15 years ago)
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