Disclaimer: For those short on patience, I most highly recommend skipping to the TL;DR.

Part I: The Metal Pub!

Met a friend of mine at a metal club. I was in the woo, as NaturalTim of RSD calls it, I was in the zone. I got myself in state, and on the way there, gave a hot girl a big compliment, just for the sake of compliment. Then we arrived at the local Metal Pub (Yeah, I'm a metalhead. Fuck yeah.) where people were throwing a party. The place is closing, sadly, so it was pretty wild. I had already met the hostess, HBatshit is what we're gonna call her, and I actually pissed her off quite a bit last time we met. Like, she threatened to kick my ass. Quite funny at the time. Anyway, she's pretty hot, and she's pretty crazy. Also, she's 13 years older than me, but that's besides the point...

I got a drink for me and my friend/wing (we'll call him W1, hopefully he'll get an actual nickname soon) and we sat down at a table, drinking, chilling. W1 rolled a joint, but put it back in his pocket upon my visionary feedback. After a few minutes, a friend of W1 got us a seat at the big table, where most of the party was. Fuck yeah. At this point, my state was pretty solid. Just sitting on my ass was enough to sustain my state.

At the big table, W1 quickly hit it off with the girl next to him, HBWing, even though he was being a bit of an AFC. I gave him some instructions through text, and winged him. I did a pretty good job, may I say.

While W1 and HBWing were vibing, HBatshit jumped on the table, and started dancing. I handed her my cowboy hat, and she rocked out with it on her head. As said, she's kinda crazy.

W1 and his girl decided they were going outside to smoke dope. I volunteered to come along. I sensed HBWing wasn't 100% comfortable with this, even though she was very nice, but that didn't matter. Outside, I typed instructions for W1 on my cell-phone display and showed him:

"While smoking, let your voice trail off. Go quiet and stare deep into her eyes. Move in next to her. At that point, you can kiss her. Good Luck."

He read it off my display and nodded. I left them, politely, to hit the bathroom. Then...

As I came out of the bathroom, HBatshit was just entering the corridor in front of the ladies' room. We made eye-contact, smiled, and she put her arm around me.

Her: "Hey, are we gonna fight here, too?"

Me: "Well, I must admit that would be really entertaining to me."

Her: "You really are a cheeky little fucker, aren't you?"

Me, grinning: "You bet (or something like that)"

She grinned like she was going to eat me, and then we kissed. My first K-close, how hilarious. I could probably have pulled her in for more than a quick kiss, but I was too surprised about what had just happened, honestly. I'm such a newb sometimes.

Anyway, that was quite a state-booster. Upon returning, I heard from W1 that he had, in fact, followed my advice and kissed HBWing. I am proud. At this point, two of my friends, W2 and W3 (aka StefanJD and Kaevex) picked me up outside the pub, and I left W1 behind to enjoy his girl.

Part II: The Plaza

We went to the big plaza in the inner city, my usual sarge-spot. On the way there, W2 told me that he had a mission for me: No Lines At All. Just me, baby. I agreed. I've been talking to Ichigo, and he pointed me in the same direction.

Once there, I started opening a couple of sets with random openers. Because it was so beautifully ridiculous, I did, like 3 sets with: "I'm stupid as fuck, will you be my friend?" and went from there. It actually hooked one set, got two others laughing. Crazy funny opener!

I noticed that my state was extreme. I've never held my chest/head so high, and never drawn that many eyes from women around me. Pity 90% of them were too old.

All this, however, is but a sidenote compared to...

Part III: The Mindfuck

The plaza was, at this point, PACKED. There was literally no free chair. In my quest for one, I went to a nearby table full of 30-something year olds. One of them proceeded to scramble my fucking brains.

Here's the story: out of the blue, she told me something along these lines: I am playing a character, even though I may not be aware of it. I told her I'd heard this before, so I'm very curious what exactly she means. She said that the way I use gestures, the cowboy hat, the way I play with my youth, it isn't me. I may not be consciously hiding behind these mannerisms, but apparently it's pretty obvious to women that my core self is not coming out. She told me it was ok, that she had had the same thing. She also told me that I would have to figure out who I am if I wasn't consciously pretending to be something I'm not. This all hit way too close to home, but I went with the flow. It was very, very interesting. She went on about it, also mentioning how sexy this natural me would be to girls, and I absorbed everythign she had to say. To be fair, she was mildly intoxicated. SHe heavily kino'd me during all of this, by the way, so much so that I could've kissed her pretty easily, I think. However, I was way too focussed on her actual words to pull this off. Also, she was twice my age. Just saying. (Quote from W2: "Dude, we were about to tell you that we wanted to leave, when we saw how you were, like, literally inches from her face. We didn't wanna accidentally slap her tongue out of your mouth.")

Either way, my conclusion from this was that

  1. No more wearing the cowboy hat.

  2. I don't know who I am. I have realized this before, but now I also know that other people can see this in me.

  3. I've never been this free, this strong. I don't know who I am. What does that mean? It means I have a blank cheque to find out. It means I can do whatever the fuck I want to find out.

Aftermath

After this we went to a W3's house and got drunk on Malibu/Coke. And that's fun. G'night fuckers. Oh, also W1 just called. He wants to wing me every time I go out in the future. Awesome.

TL;DR- First K-close, another almost K-close. Both on older women. Winged a friend into his first K-close, too. Got a deep psychological reading from a woman I didn't know, while trying to pick up a chair from her table. Result: I don't know who I am, but finding out is going to be the most awesome thing ever.

Edit: Heard a friend of mine found my account on reddit. If you're reading this, you know who you are, fuck you :P Also, let's hang out ASAP and have interesting conversation!