Last time I posted here I was concerned with closing and you guys gave me a few tips. The most important of which was just to have fun. Well I listened and this is what went down.

The night started out with me my buddy my other buddy and his wife taking in a comedy show.

Afterwards we decided to hit a club in South Beach. We get there early and I'm just feeling the vibe, the club is massive and its just the perfect place for some classic gaming.

About 10 minutes after getting there I see this super hot Brazilian HB9 hanging out by the bar. Now all over the bar they've left these little LED lights out for everyone and they have a little elastic band so you can put them on your finger. I grab one of these lights and just slide up next to this girl, point the light at her hands and tell her I want her "blue" light. She laughs, and I take her blue light and slide my light over her finger. She tells me she's from Brazil, so I pull out my phone and do the picture routine showing her my pics from Brazil. She digs it. I grab her hand and tell her to come with me. She's with it. I introduce her to my friends. I look at my boys and they have this WTF look on their face like "this mofo is in the club 20 minutes and already pulled."

Here is where I fucked up. My married friend pulls me aside and tells me, "are you sure she's not a prostitute?" It was extremely unlikely but this put me out of my frame long enough that I lose her attention and I hesitate because this bullshit is now in the back of my mind. Did my boy just hate on me? I'll never know.

So on to the main event.

I hit the floor, its early but its packed. I'm making some good eye contact, open a couple of sets using the light trick. I then see these two HB 8s and open them with the light and a comment. Protip: If you are in a big ass club get their early and open as many sets as soon as you can because after a couple of hours they will all be taken.

I'm opening this set, I introduce them to my other non married buddy. Its the club so I'm speaking with my body, you have to because its so loud. My arm is around both of these girls. They are digging it and I can feel my value going up as I just pull these girls out of the floor and to the bar, chodes (good looking chodes too) are just staring at me. I bring the girls over to my buddy sitting with his wife and we start bullshitting, in the middle of it all I just turn one girl around and smack her ass in front of my buddy and his wife; this girl is loving it. Pretty hilarious. Like a boss:

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We keep dancing and things are heating up. These girls are on us but my wingman has a girl back in his home city and bails on me. I don't realize exactly what's going on at the time but some other dude gets on his girl. I'm kind of pissed but whatever,

Shit is getting crazy I'm fingering this girl while she holds my jacket out so no one can see. But I can't hustle her out because this new idiot is manhandling her friend all over the place. Fuck! I turn left and I see this dude is actually fucking her friend next to me, 30 seconds later two huge fucking bouncers come up and grab dude never to be seen again. The gods have smile upon me, the dude gets kicked out, but the friend doesn't. My buddy reappears and we head to there hotel a couple of blocks away to seal the deal.

It was a good night. Thanks Seddit for reminding me of how much a of a Monster I can be when I have my swagger.

edit - grammar