So I go through my phone for potential girls to go out with... the 2 hot # closes from last week are working last night so no dice, I text a good guy I haven't seen a year to come over for drinks and hit up the bar.

There are two girls in front of me in line with tongue rings (yummy!) so I chat them up, game them, leave them while their interested. I chat up a cute girl outside, do the Ring routine, get a number and major interest and a coffee date.

I go back to the two girls, put my hands on both their backs, say I've never kissed a girl with a tongue ring before (lie) and kiss the blonde one while still touching the brunette. The brunette gets jelly, we kiss too, she gives me lots of tongue so I can "Finally kiss a girl with a tongue ring". I need to get her outside and isolate. "I'm gonna go for a smoke, wanna come?" She does. We're outside and I'm starting to take her hand and walk in the direction of my apartment. She says "Wait, where are we going?" - My place - "I should really go back to my friend... I can't leave her" I put my thumb in her waistline part of her jeans, in the front and say "Yeah, you really should... if you come with me, we're gonna do bad things together... you don't wanna do that". She smiles and blushes. "It would be a really bad idea... you shouldn't walk this way with me" as I stroke her waistline under her jeans. She says "I can't take this! Lets go!"

Fast forward ten minutes, I'm telling her to give me head. She doesn't. I suggest it again and ask if it feels different with a tongue ring... she doesn't do it. I pull the reverse psychology again "I'll make you a deal.... you go down on me BUT DON'T make me cum. Then I'll put on a condom and we can have sex" The issue is no longer whether or not she should do it, but that she shouldn't make me cum when she's doing it. Now that I gave her a new frame to view it, she goes down and does her thing. After I've had my fill, I throw on the condom and go to town. It was kinda funny, she was like "Ohhhhh, ohhhhh Where did you come from?!??!"

The answer is "I came from Seddit".

Happy hunting guys.