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[–]d0odx 17 points18 points19 points 14 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Also a fun concept: E-Prime http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E-Prime
Basically it's a way of communicating that excludes the verb "to be" and allows the communicator to convey his point without judgement.
This is off topic from your post but i think it shares some parallel because you become aware of how your language impacts your actions and the people around you.
And now for the e-prime version: ... nope.
[–]cliftonixs 1 point2 points3 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
that is a cool concept thanks!
[–]zeester0101 20 points21 points22 points 14 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
"I wish I had superpowers." How do I accomplish this?
[–]Schroedingers_gif 26 points27 points28 points 14 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Move to Chernobyl.
[–]moistmoistrevolution 8 points9 points10 points 14 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
"After Chernobyl, my penis is falling off."
[–]Squid-Bastard 4 points5 points6 points 14 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
"And after, I grew 3 vagina's in its place!"
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[–]vizzle_ 3 points4 points5 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes I can. Chernobyl.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And penis is Russian for...?
[–]Ghili 2 points3 points4 points 14 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
"50,000 People used to live here... Now it's a ghost town".
[–]red0joe 4 points5 points6 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I was just a leftenant back then"
[–]MinecraftHardon 0 points1 point2 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He's Danny Phantom..
[–]Sporkfortuna 9 points10 points11 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Worked for Skee-Lo.
[–]truth_hertz 6 points7 points8 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wish I could kill people that annoy me.
That's it, enough wishing, I'm going to start doing. Cliftonixs said I could.
[–]BipolarBear0 2 points3 points4 points 14 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I came here to make a comment about the song "I Wish" by Skee-Lo. I got beaten to the punch by two people. Two people.
It's not like the song is at the height of its popularity. It's well known, but it's not "Call Me Maybe". This subreddit isn't massively popular, either. It has 60,000 subscribers. How could this happen? Am I unoriginal? Is the internet comprised solely of Skee-Lo fans today? I guess we will never know.
[–]montyy123 2 points3 points4 points 14 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
You are a special snowflake unlike anyone else. But seriously, it's pretty shocking how similar "individuals" really are.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 14 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Just a thought, but I'd also guess the age range varies a bit less here. I know that there are folks across the whole spectrum, but I'd wager a lot of people here are at the right age to remember the early to mid 90s.
[–]montyy123 0 points1 point2 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Very good observation.
[–]skeena1 2 points3 points4 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My dad used to say "Wish in one hand, shit in the other and see which one fills up first."
[–]Murmaider 1 point2 points3 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is an excellent reminder we all need to hear/read every once in a while.
I like this kind of advice, going to start doing it.
[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points0 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wish we would stop with these stupid mental masturbation pep talks.
[–]ndhernandez 0 points1 point2 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wish I could summon thunder like Thor
[–]Epoh 0 points1 point2 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wish I had a dog named funyon.
[–]gtr427 -1 points0 points1 point 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Came here to post lyrics to I Wish by Skee-Lo, too lazy to look up lyrics to I Wish by Stevie Wonder.
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