[long but detailed, interaction took about fifteen minutes]
It is the Friday of a long weekend (everyone in this city tends to leave to their cottages on long weekends) plus it had just stopped pissing rain a few hours earlier... so the night life was EXTREMELY quiet, maybe 15-25% of what it normally is.
I walk around for a while, practically nobody on the streets, no lineups to clubs... and my wings can't make it out due to work, or going out of town for the weekend... I decide to go to my normal club anyways, have some drinks and open some sets because I'll be pissed at myself if I waste a night. So I go in pay the cover fee... and... its DEAD quiet, about 10% of normal capactiy, and it was mostly guys and unattractive women.
I go out to the patio and luckily its pretty full. I go to wait in line to get a shot, I see a cute girl (easily atleast an 8) nearby texting on her phone (she had a huge purse)... I tap her on the arm and say one of my best openers "Do you have any snacks in your bag... like cake?" (she didn't hear the first time because it was loud, so I repeated it without leaning forward, thats very important) She laughed like they always do at that line... but something happened that BLEW MY MIND... she had a fucking cheeseburger in her bag and offered it to me... I was shocked and laughed hard. I explained "I was just trying to be an asshole" I made her laugh a shit ton at everything I said and kept saying I was "hilarious". Shortly after the opener she sees a guy she knows and they're chatting up and friendly dancing and shit, I ignore it and keep my cool chilling in line, I could tell there was nothing between them and they were friends by the body language and all the friendly hugs (you know what I'm tlaking about)
I see her in the corner of my eye a few moments later on her phone again, I had been busting on her for carrying around a cheeseburger, so I say "are you ordering a pizza this time" (she laughs again) I never entered "dancing monkey" mode though (important point), I kept making jokes that made me seem alpha and self-amusing (I can't remember most of them, so sorry for lack of examples). I kept strong kino and eye contact going the whole time. I ask what her name is (she tells me), I shake her hand for a long time in a playfull manner (always try to hold the handshake for an extended amount of time), I tell her my name... keep shaking her hand while holding sexy eye contact, then I say "you can stop shaking my hand anytime now" (like she's annoying me) then I playfully throw her hand out of mine... she laughs, she asks me what her name was, I answer she seems impressed, then I ask what my name was... she says the wrong name... I turn away dismissvely and act unimpressed, she grabs me giving me a hug and says "Im kidding its [name]"
She talks to some other girl in line for a few seconds mentioning her "boyfriend", but I dont give a fuck. We get to the counter, I get my shot, she doesn't order anything says she isn't getting one (means she was in line waiting just to talk with me). I down my jager bomb and we exit the cluster fuck of a line, I put my hand on the small of her back to lead her out. I point to a stair on the patio and say "here, lets sit and chat", but she sees the group of her friends she lost earlier and says she has to go see them for a bit but she'll see me later... learning from my many mistakes of losing a girl in a club before getting her number, I say "ok, give me your number incase I get lost and scared" she gives it to me very willingly, says she has to go call her boyfriend (I'm unreactive to it and ignore it) give her a hug and say I'll see her later... I just saw her once from a distance after that looking disgruntled on the phone... so judging by what had just happened she was super into me, I did extremely well, fixed some of my previous flaws.. I highly doubt her group of friends would let her "do anything" with me while shes in a relationship, so I didn't push for a pull or anything, but definetely the type of thing where she didn't seem happy with her relationship and I'll be getting a text in a week saying she broke up with him and wants to "hang out"
TL;DR: ghost town of a night, still decided to go to the club anyway (alone) and picked up one of the only hot girls there extremely smoothly
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