First time posting to Seddit, been lurking for about two months.

Background: I consider myself moderately attractive and a very smooth talker when I'm on my game. A year ago I got cheated on by a longtime girlfriend and I haven't really been the same since (sounds lame, I know). If I get to talking, I can close like a goddamn used car salesman, but I have severe AA.

Anyways, I was at the pool yesterday. Three girls -a 7, an 8, and a 5- are sitting about 50 feet from me. I notice one of them keeps looking over my direction. I walk past them and buy a bottle of water. On my way back I sit down next to them and the following conversation commences:

Me: sigh I need to tell you about something terrible.

Girls: Uh, ok haha.

Me: There is a woman sitting near me, and every fifteen minutes or so she keeps pulling out a Ped Egg and filing her feet down. I'm scared that some of her foot dust is going to get in my mouth, and I can't go back over there.

Girls: Oh my god... that is so disgusting!

Me: (So why are you girls here, do you work at [employer]? (It's a private corporate pool)

Girl #1 (HB7): Yeah, I do. Girl #2 (HB8): I'm her sister and I just tag along, haha. Girl #3 (HB5): I'm just visiting them, it's our birthdays!

Me: Birthdays? All three of you?

Girls: Yeah, haha

Long story short, I kept them laughing for about 20 minutes. They went to school around Pittsburgh. ("Know why the Pittsburgh Steelers don't have cheerleaders? Because they can't fine 12 girls in Pittsburgh with all their teeth.") I paid attention to all of them.

They say they have to leave soon and I tell them to give me their #s so I can come out for their birthday party (straight up invited myself, like I give a fuck).

The least attractive one is the first to offer her #. She then says to the other two "You guys better give him your numbers, because this guy is awesome and I don't even live here."

Got all three #s, two of which are viable options (though they are sisters). Didn't attend their birthday party because it was at a douchy bar that I refuse to patronize. Told them I was "out with friends and would try to make it over, no promises."

TL;DR Went to pool, #-closed three girls who were sitting together by opening with a gross story about terrible hygiene on the part of a fellow pool-goer. The runt of the litter actually helped push the close for me.

I don't really care if I ever see them again, which is why I didn't go to their birthday party, but I might try hitting up the HB8 for coffee sometime this week.

Thoughts?