Whats up, I'm a 24 year old guy living in Poland for a teaching job. I'm sick to death of day game and getting numbers and dating and all that shit, I just want to fuck. So I've decided that in order to take my game to the next level, what I really need to do is go out at night all the time and just approach, approach, approach, and every approach plow, plow, plow. So last night i finally manned up and did it.

I decided that I wouldn't go home until I'd done 10 approaches. My strategy was I'd go to a crowded club, chill by the bar, wait for girls to come around me, then tap them and give my opener. (Anyone who reads Roosh might recognize that this is his style. Newbies fresh from reading Mystery Method will probably say hanging out alone will lower my social proof, well I say fuck that.) So at about 10:30 I headed out to a club I know called Cream.

Approach 1: On my walk to the club I passed 3 pretty cute girls walking the other way. Once at the club I went to the coat check and as I was finishing up there the 3 girls came in. I said, "Hey, I saw you guys walking the other way before!" They nodded. They didn't seem to care, lol. I shrugged and went to the bar.

I headed inside and discovered the place was dead. I decided to give it a chance to get going, if it didn't I would head to another club I know, Shine.

Approach 2: Two girls and a guy were getting some badass-looking watermelon drinks made. I tapped one and told them I was enjoying the show watching the bartender whip them up. That's all that happened with this one.

After roughly half an hour no more opportunities presented themselves so I left. I headed to Shine, but on the way I passed a place I had never seen before called Klub 68. I figured Id give it a shot and headed inside.

Approach 3: I scoped this new place out, it was pretty big and had several bar areas. I went to one of them and tried to order a kind of beer I'd never tried before, but the bartender's weak english and my nonexistent polish made it tough. The girl next to me spoke up to translate for me... SCORE. After I got my beer I asked her what her name was, it was Carolina. She was fairly cute, I'd say a 6, and short which I love. We shook hands and I pulled her towards me to talk into her ear (loud club music, you know). I thanked her for saving me. She asked me if I was here with friends, I told her no, I have no friends. She asked me how long I'd been in Poland, what do I do, where do I live, etc., I asked her if she was from here and if she was a student, which she was. I told her English was pretty good. Meanwhile I'm touching her, putting my hand on her back, playing with her hair, and all that. Then her 3 friends showed up, all of them more attractive than her lol, but I'd already marked my territory on Carolina and I wasn't going to dump her for an upgrade because that is what losers do. I told Carolina it must be nice to have friends but I wouldn't know, and she laughed. She asked me if I dance, I told her no I am a terrible dancer (really, I am just an ok dancer, but I don't like it). I said I had two left feet, which she found amusing. She said she was going to dance but she would leave me with her friend Maria while I finished my beer; she said she would wait for me. PRETTY STRONG IOI WOULDNT YOU SAY FELLOWS? So I talked to Maria, mostly about travel and about language, comparing the different ways to say hello in polish and english. I was friendly and touched her but not nearly as much as with Carolina, trying to be a gentleman, you know. Eventually I finished my beer and told Maria I was going to the bathroom, she told me she was going to go dance with her friends and maybe I would see them later. I went to the bathroom, came out, and peered out over the dance floor for a few minutes to find those girls again like a fucking stalker lol. Eventually I spied them, I danced up to them, said hello, took Carolina's hand and pulled her out of the group and danced with her alone. After a few minutes she told me I didn't have two left feet; I just smiled and shrugged. Personally I found our dancing rather awkward, but I led it pretty well. At one point during the dance I noticed she was looking down, so I put my hand under her chin and pushed her head gently up so our eyes met. She smiled and held eye contact for a bit but then went back to looking down. I told her, "You seem shy". She said "No, but I am a little sad". I said "I see" and left it at that. A few minutes later she told me "I am sad because of a girl... it's not because of a boy". I laughed and asked her if she had a boyfriend, she said no. We were dancing next to a wall, so I made a bold move, I said "What if I did... this?" And turned so she was pushed against the wall, like I was gonna make out with her. She smiled but said she wanted to go find her friends. I asked her if she was leaving and she said yes, so I said goodbye.

Approach 4: I went to another bar area and after standing there for a minute two girls walk by, both skinny, one very tall and the other very short. I thought the short one was hot, maybe 8.5, so as she walked by I told her she didn't look like she was from here. No response, either she didn't know what I was saying or didn't care, haha.

Approach 5: A few minutes later I saw a girl leaning against the wall looking bored. She wasn't quite my type but she was showing a lot of cleavage so I thought she was likely to be DTF. I went up and told her she didn't look like she was from here, which was bullshit because she absolutely did. Her english was weak but she asked me what I meant, I said she looked Canadian, which is my favorite bullshit nationality. I asked her name, it was Patricia. As luck would have it, her friend shows up with much better english and willing to translate for me, turns out the friend (Veronica) actually is Canadian! So we talked. Veronica had a guy with her, I asked Veronica if he was her boyfriend, she laughed and said no. I asked Patricia if he was her boyfriend, and she emphatically replied "No! I don't like him!" What the hell. Anyway I started dancing with Patricia. We were making out within like 10 minutes, I was grabbing her ass, etc., my initial impression of DTFness seemed to be fully vindicated. Veronica came back and called Patricia away to the bathroom, I followed because that seemed to be the thing to do. Me and Veronica's boy waited outside for the girls, I tried to talk to him but his English was very poor. The girls came out and we headed back in the direction of the dance floor, on the way I saw a guy in a t-shirt with a neckbeard and a fedora. A neckbeard and a fedora, guys! I couldn't help but comment on it to Veronica, she asked why I thought it was funny, I told her that in America, a fedora is about the nerdiest thing you can wear. She laughed. Anyway we were back to the main bar area and Veronica asked me if I smoke. I said yes but I don't have any. She said that was okay and all 4 of us (me, Patricia, Veronica, and random guy) went to the incredibly tiny, cramped smoking room. The thing was literally packed. Veronica gave me a cigarette and started talking about how surprised she was to meet an english speaker like her. I told her I've met lots of people that speak english. She said no way, nobody speaks english. So I addressed the room and asked if anybody spoke english, two other guys in the room said they did, with thick polish accents of course. (As I write this now I feel like doing that might have been a bitch move on my part. I didn't mean it like that though, and I don't think Veronica minded.) So Veronica finished her cigarette and headed out, she told me she would leave me to take care of Patricia, that sounded good to me. Meanwhile patricia was talking to this big dude in polish, which I couldn't understand or comment on. I asked for another cigarette, Patricia was about to give me one but the guy got to it first, I said thanks. Anyway this guy and Patricia were definitely flirting, and I couldn't really do anything about it, I had no idea what they were saying, and the room we were in made it impossible for me to move to block him off or anything. So when I finished my cigarette I said "Lets go" to Patricia, she said okay. We went back to dancing. We were making out again, and I asked her if she had a boyfriend. She said no. Taking another page out of Roosh's book, I asked her when thelast time she had sex was, she said Saturday. I was a little surprised that it was so recent, or at least that she would admit it lol. I told her I thought that was cool though. But for some reason, a bit after that happened, our dancing became much less physical and she stepped away from me. And soon after that one of the english-speaking guys from the smoking room moved in and started danging with us as well. She basically just forgot about me and went to him lol. The guy was a super aggressive dancer, picking her up by the ass and whatnot. They went off by themselves almost immediately and I just danced in place for a minute, like, what the hell even just happened lol. Maybe I shouldve tried to pull Patricia out and fuck her instead of going to the dance floor? Or maybe I was just shit out of luck not matter what I did, haha. Anyway that was the end of THAT bullshit.

Approach 6: I switched back to the other bar area, there were 2 girls dancing right by me that had a somewhat middle eastern look to them. I tapped one and told her they didnt look like theyre from here, and sure enough they were from America! One from Chicago and the other from somewhere in Michigan. I told them I was from Boston... and that was it, I had no follow up lol. So this approach ended quite fast.

After that I felt I had lost some steam, I headed to the coat check to get my stuff and leave. But as I was waiting in line for that I was like, wait why am I leaving, there are still plenty of opportunities to make something happen. So I went back to the bar to give it a few more tries.

Approach 7: Walking back to the other bar, I passed a shy looking girl who was a slightly chubby (by polish standards anyway) but short and cute. I told her she didnt look like she was from here, said I'd guess she looked Canadian, blah blah blah. I asked her her name, it was Alicia. Just like with Carolina I was touching her back and playing with her hair right away, she seemed ok with this. She was quiet and there were some longish silences in our conversation but she would usually end them herself by asking more about me, so I figured that must mean shes interested. Then Alicia's (much more attractive, haha) friend appeared with her boyfriend, and we all talked. I thought they seemed like a nice group. The friend left me and Alicia alone again, I asked Alicia if she would like to dance, she said no. I told her she seemed shy, she said no she wasn't, but I mean, come on, lol. I took her hand and got her to walk over to another part of the room with me. We stood in a doorway and I held her hands and told her we would charge people a toll to get through. She laughed but wouldn't actually go through with it, which I didn't blame her for, as it probably would have gotten me beaten up eventually haha. I led her back over to our original spot and asked her to dance again, and again she said no. I asked her if shed like to go for a walk, she said no. I told her she seemed nice and that is why i want to dance with her or walk with her, she told me she thought I was nice too. A few minutes later the friend came back with her bf, and this time she whispered to me that Alicia had a boyfriend. I was surprised that I had forgotten to ask. Privately I asked Alicia if she had a boyfriend, she said yes, but he lived in England. I said that must be hard and she said it was. Now I knew what Roosh would do in this situation, he would ask if she ever cheated on him before. But Alicia seemed like such a sweet and shy girl it was unthinkable. But after some hemming and hawing I asked her anyway because fuck it, what have I got to lose. Unsurprisingly she said no, surprisingly she didn't seem offended. I told her that I need a girl who will like me, and not her boyfriend, and that I should probably go. She said it was my choice. I pulled her in and planted a little kiss on the side of her head, turned and left.

Approach 8: I switched bar areas yet again. There were two girls dancing around one guy nearby, I tapped the nearer girl on the shoulder and said she didn't look like she was from here. In retrospect I have no idea if she understood me. After a minute the guy pulled her away and shook his head at me. I blinked at him and shook my head back. He continued shaking and I did as well. As i was shaking my head I was asking him "No? No? Oh, no?" I have no idea what I was thinking. Anyway 30 seconds of that was plenty, I walked over to the other girl with them and said that I hoped I didn't offend her friend. No real response. I left.

It was past 3 am by now and I was tired, so I decided to cal it quits despite not hitting my 10 approach goal. On my way out I happened to spot Veronica and Patricia again, they didn't acknowledge me but they were with 2 new guys. Patricia was with someone I didn't recognize. And Veronica was with... that fucking fedora-wearing neckbeard! I shit you not. I was completely stunned. What is the world even coming to? Anyway that was it, I was done here haha. I got my coat and went the fuck home.

TL;DR I didn't get laid but I had a pretty funky night regardless.