Full FR. Online dating website to the bedroom.

Started with a simple message personalised to something I read in her profile, was just a sentence. My first few messages didn't really show I was interested and she initiated the actual conversation. Believe it or not she actually pulled the 'would you rather fight 50 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck' (I had to ask if she knew what reddit was at this point!) I threw in a few of my own games like 'what would you do with your clone' I read this on cracked once and it always boils down to fight or fuck.

ME 1/15/2013 10:50:35 PM Yeah but it would want to do everything you want to do, so what would you want to do!?

HER 1/15/2013 10:52:22 PM We'd both want to ride on each others backs...thats only gonna end in tears.

Would you rather be sexually irresistible to dogs or horses?

ME 1/15/2013 10:54:23 PM So you would fight! It always boils down to fight or fuck. Very strange.

Female dogs / horses? Because I've heard a sheep vagina is very similar to a human one.. Or maybe it was a pig vagina I forget.

HER 1/15/2013 10:57:49 PM I asked my flatmate that clone question and he automatically said shag it! I think you must be right! Yuck!

All dogs and horses! Both boys and girls!

ME 1/15/2013 11:05:36 PM Of course I'm right :)

Dogs try and have sex with you anyway and while annoying its hardly life threatening. If a horse tried to mount me there could be trouble.

Imagine a strawberry field, you're in that field. How many strawberries do you take?

Anyway I told her I was going to bed and to add me on facebook then I would tell her the rest of the strawberry thing. You can see she's pretty easy to converse with and is happy to come out with her own stuff.

Started the convo back up on facebook

ME There she is. You pull a lot of faces don't you.

HER I just have a super versatile face! It really is a blessing. Samantha Brick and I are kindred spirits, too hot for our own good!

You really do a lot of adventuring don't you.

ME I don't know who Samantha Brick is but good on you being kindred spirits! Are you saying I get around? How rude.

HER Google her...she's terrible! Haha, no but you clearly want me to think that...classy! I want to know about the strawberries.

Anyhoo she asked if the strawberry thing was like this pig game, you draw a picture of a pig and do a cold read, I will be stealing that thank you! (I drew a pig for her you can check it here: http://imgur.com/FwnGLBv )

You're probably wondering what the strawberry thing is, basically you ask them to imagine a strawberry field, ask them how many strawberries they would take, ask them to imagine some kind of fence or wall or whatever they want around the field. The amount of strawberries they take is how many sexual partners they ideally want and the fence or wall or lack of is their sexual defences. I always tease them regardless of the answer. She didn't have a wall, she said her field was in the middle of a forrest.

HER

Oh no! No defences makes me sound like a bit of a hussy. Whoops!

ME

Don't worry, I don't think any less of you!

Anyway now I know you're a hussy , let's go for a drink this weekend.

Nothing much of interest after this message wise.. a few general text messages, more of the same conversation just to keep the ball rolling.

Date time! I gave myself 6 things, all DV's, to fall back on if conversation got dry, they were last resort and I figured if I had to use them all up right away then she's clearly boring as fuck. My DV's were:

  1. A story my friend has regarding a girl he met online, she pissed on his sofa, gave him chlamydia and then claimed she was preggers.
  2. 5 lies
  3. fuck marry avoid
  4. 2 truths 1 lie
  5. Youth story (I tell this story I read on reddit about putting eggs in my cupboard and putting a dinosaur on top of them to hatch baby dinosaurs.)
  6. Finger challenge

I mentioned about playing a game and asked her the 2 truths 1 lie, she found it hard to come up with stuff and got me to do it. I should have probably prepared something here, but I managed. Interestingly she didn't take the hook on either of my true stories.

Amazingly right after she came out with the fuck marry avoid, but was going to do it to celebrities, I changed it to people in the bar, then I basically rubbished the game.

I also used the 1st story but that's all I ended up using as conversation flowed. It was good to have 'back up' to get conversation going again if I needed to. I feel it allowed me to be much more confident, I wasn't ever trying to save a dying conversation as I had something interesting ready at a moments notice if needed. What actually happened is she was the one saving the conversation! Where I might of jumped in normally, here I was willing to let the conversation completely die, knowing I had something else. This makes them do the work. The less you talk on a date and the more you can get them to talk the better, I'm not even sure why this is but it's tried and tested.

We moved venue after every drink, this is definitely an awesome thing to do. I wanted us both to get pretty drunk, I brought up getting a random horrible drink and she was game, we bought one for each other.

As the evening went on I started moving into DHv's I did a cold read I actually wrote myself ages ago and I've got memorised which pretty much fits all women, I used her palm but told her out-right I wasn't really reading her palm, but continued to hold her hand. I escalated touch quite a lot after this. I also pulled out the memory game, its a quick way of memorising things I learned from a Derren Brown book, you write a list of 20 items, and teach her how to recall any item from the list, the whole list, what ever, it's awesome.

We moved into a more club-like bar and I kept slowly escalating until I moved in on the kiss (I'm sorry I can't remember how I knew it was on). At some point I forget when, both a little drunk by now you will understand, she shows me a text from her friend saying something like "IF YOU LIKE HIM DO NOT SLEEP WITH HIM, THIS IS CRUCIAL!", basically saying she can't sleep with me and this is why, I was basically thinking oh for fucks sake- however I just completely ignored it. I got all the shit tests thrown at me as well, the player one which I responded with the 'what a basketball player? How did you know!' and the 'how many women have you slept with', '700, yesterday', I think when she asked again I just said 'How long's a piece of string?'.

So we go back to hers 'just to sleep', when we get out the cab, I pay and say something like 'Don't worry I've got this, you can pay me back with a blowjob and a cup of tea in the morning'.

Anyway what do you know (Yes, sex, lots), I don't recall if there was any LMR, but I'm pretty sure I kept saying we weren't going to have sex, all the way upto the point I was putting the condom on.

Got my blowjob and breakfast in bed this morning too.

All in all, the game was definitely helpful. Having interesting conversation to fall back on, avoiding shit tests and alas I'm sure my entire mind set is altered with game in mind whenever we were talking, this is more to do with it than all the gimmicks.

Nice girl, hope to see again. A very fun date and enjoyable night.

Peace.