Hey,

A little bit about me. 21/M/Self rated 8 looks, 9 package deal haha. Recently single after breaking up with my girlfriend (Brunette, beautiful, 8.5-9) of 1 and a quarter years. I wont get in to the reasons here. Anyways, I fucking haaate texting. Takes the social right out of social interaction. I do however see the value in it.
Getting back into the game and making a real go at improvement I am eager to learn some tips and tricks of the trade. I will outline below a conversation I am having with a petite brunette, looks like the main character katness from that hunger games movie. Solid 8.

We met last weekend while I was hanging out at the bar she and my roommate work at. She ended up driving us home and has had a small thing for my roomate, who is taken, so I let them sit up front and talk while I sat in the back with two girls and a guy who was with one of the girls. (Story for another time but the girl with the other guy was grabbing my dick the entire ride, however she was not near my standards and I knew the other guy so I shoed her off).

We make contact yesterday on facebook when I was havin a beer or two a bit baked behind my computer. I figured fuck it and sent her off a message joking that she needs to make sure my roommate is single, lure him and all that shit. We joke abit about how she would and asks if his girlfriend is awful. I respond by saying "you do realize I am joking right, she is actually really nice". My main goal here was to show that I was not directly interested in her, I wasnt desperate for her, infact I was pawning her off to my roommate. She responds by saying "Ohhh haha, I wasnt sure :P". She messages me her number and says "Text me!" I respond by saying "No, text me @ (num) ber-mine". I then felt that was a bit harsh we will say so I then followed with "Because I cant find my phone and the buzz sound will help me find it". Bad call, over compensated, sounded weak. ANYWAYS, it worked out as she texted me a couple hours later that night when I was hanging out with buddys.

This is where I need some constructive criticism on my text game.

Conversation

Kat (we will call her): Hey :)

Me: Hey whoooooz this

Kat: Kat :)

Me: Kat who?

Kat: Kat Nes

Me: Err who are you looking for.. this is Mark Washington

Me: The fourth.

(Reason I am being difficult: I didnt realize that a certain aspect of my personality was perfectly suited to game until I had read why. I had previously noted it effective so ill say I am rather good at it. I am speaking of self amusement. My catch phrase it, ya gatta get your kicks somewhere. Basically I can pick and shit disturb people and have a laugh about it. It generally makes other laugh and puts positive attention on me. This is basically all for my ammusement and I try and convey that by being outrageous. Problem is she ends up being very gullible... typical 19 y/o... this is why I like older women. Anyways, I will continue)

Kat: ou the fourth, that's impressive! But no I am not looking for Mark Washington the fourth.

Me: Sucks cause I'm pretty awesome.

Me: I invented fish sticks and minature fridges.

Kat: Oh yea I can understand, I mean you are the fourth Mark Washingon so genetically speaking you probably have the best qualitites.

Me: Quite.

(At this point she messages me on fb like "Yeahhhh that number you gave me isnt you, its some mark washington the fourth..." SO i respond by saying my phone number with one digit off, giving her a fake one and saying "You did take down THIS number, right?" She responds with "That is definatly NOT the number you first gave me", then back to texting )

Me: Haha you're some gullible.

Kat: You are a dick.

Me: hehehehehe

Me: Ya gatta get your kicks somewhere

Me: I had a good loler over that

Me: :)

Kat: I cant even talk to you right now I'm so embarased... :P

Me: Mark Washington... the fourth... really?

Me: Weeeak sauce my dear

Kat: Hey, that is a sexy name, you should be jealous. And it did cross my mind that it could be you just playing with me but then I thought "nah he seems too nice to do that"

Kat: Clearly I was wrong

Me: hahahaha

Me: That's how I trick 'em ;)

Kat: So you trick girls into thinking you are a nice guy when in actuality you are a trickster

(I took this as a shit test so I didnt want to lower my value by defending my actions and explaining myself)

Me: I disarm with charm ;)

Me: I like the catch phrase, I may keep it haha. On da spott

Kat: Wow, does that line ever work?

(Shit test again? I think so)

Me: Hahahahahaha like a surprisingly large percentage of the time

(I try and flip it to make her try and validate for me)

Me: You're just mad cause you fell for good ol mark washington

Me: Now how we gonna set you and (roomates name) up..

Kat: Wow that is actually sad and I am ashamed of the female sex. I was hoping that Mark Washington the fourth was some sexy rich guy but clearly I was mistaken... Hahahahaahha why do you want to set (roomates name) up if he has a girlfriend

Me: Haha imagine

Me: And I dunno, I just find it funny to joke about.

Kat: Why is it funny to joke about ? :-p

Me: Thats a good question.

Me: Welp,, I work at 8 in the morning so I am off to bed

Me: Hava good night!

Kat: Okay well we must discuss this further tomorrow. Have a great sleep :)

Planning to line something up this weekend. She lives outside of town so on nights when she works at the bar she will sleep over at one of her girlfriends houses and drive home in the morning, I figure thats too easy to capitalize on and just have her stay in my bed and give her a real bed and breakfast.

TL;DR - Go fuck yourself, learn to read, its fun.