A real foxy chick was on the cards tonight, we got on well and she was giving all the right signs. That dirty look, giving me the shoulder but standing right there, turning round consistently and starting conversation, it was game on. Not to mention all the other women who were ripe for the picking.

Confident in my definite close I went for a wizz and then waited outside the toilet for my wing to come out. Some total A-hole barged past me in an obviously "im the (drunken) man" kind of way so I said, "an excuse me will suffice" and before I knew it the fucker was in my face and then nutted me on the nose. The son of a bitch gave me a slight nose bleed! Almost instantly the bouncers were all over us but grabbed an innocent bloke and had him in a hold. I told them they had the wrong guy and they let him go but didn't do anything else. I spied the bastard on the other side of the bouncers and in a rage walked over, told him he was a fucker and then knocked him to the ground. Again the bouncers were on scene straight away but I was put in a hold this time and escorted out. I didn't resist. Is there really any point?

My question/point is what did I gain from tonight? I had a sexy lady down for the fun times and I blew it to defend my "honour". Sure its good to know that I sent the guy to koko land but now all I can do is post in seddit,

Should I have taken it on the chin (no pun intended) or torn the building to the ground? Id like to know what you guys think would have been more appropriate/what you would have done in the situation :)