Fclose whilst living with parents?

NoBullshitMachine · 2014-01-02T02:35:27+00:00

Back in my teenage years I brought a girl to my house with my parents and my 3 dogs. My door did not close all the way, so the dogs could push it open. And my bed wasn't that tall. So, whilst doing the nasty, my dogs run in, put their heads on the bed and start licking her leg. I kept swatting them away but they were so interested in what I was doing to this stranger that they kept coming back. I'm 95% sure that it actually turned her on even more. Chicks are wild. Then my parents start moving around and I hear them coming downstairs, calling the dogs to let them out. So I tell her "shhhh!" And push her head under the covers. I'm 93% sure that this made her even hotter. The parents and dogs leave, and I continue to smash the pumpkin, until she had multiple orgasms and I had to smother her screams against my sweaty, muscular chest.

Just kidding.

The truth is she was weirded the fuck out. And I kept losing wood because I was drunk and 16 and otherwise a total loser. She left unsatisfied, and told her friends, and I was embarassed as fuck. HAVE SEX SOMEWHERE ELSE!

Edit: But really though, you should be fine depending on your home situation, how old you are, and the girl. Its kinda cheesy, but if you have literally nowhere else to go, just take the lead and be like "come back to my place". Just keep in control, make sure she knows its all cool, and you should be fine.

Shubrook · 2014-01-02T01:47:13+00:00

hotel rooms - if you can afford it.

sedditforthewin · 2014-01-02T00:35:28+00:00

Car or friend's couch.

mackstarmagic · 2014-01-02T01:31:57+00:00

I have had a couple one night stands over the past couple months while i was home, and it hasn't been too pleasant.

If you're parents are super cool just let them what's going down with a text or something when you bring a girl home. This will save you the "uhh.... This is my friend Ashley" convo when you're trying to rush out the door the next day. Personally what i started doing was inviting the girls to come over and getting them to go home that same night curfew style.

2014-01-02T01:46:36+00:00

Hotel room, when a girl walks into a hotel room she'll take her clothes off easy.

2014-01-02T02:38:42+00:00

I've done it a couple times. It's a hard sell and usually only happens if I can guarantee she won't see my parents. Aka we get to my house after midnight so they are asleep and I promise to drive her home before they wake up. I think the best way is still to come up with a non-sexual excuse to go home. "Let's go chill and watch a movie" is pretty good. It's also the only fucking thing to do at my house. Then you start making out and when things get hot and she's already at your house there will be way less resistance than proposing she come back to sleep with you at your parents house.

StupidWes · 2014-01-02T07:32:19+00:00

As a high schooler, myself and some mates all chip in towards rent on a 2 bedroom apartment (surprisingly affordable with a decent sized group) and we just made sure we had a decent system in place for being aware if someone else was using it. Also has the fringe benefit of a really awesome place to bro out, crash, ect.

Title	Fclose whilst living with parents?
Author	Photateo
Upvotes	2
Comments	8
Date	January 1, 2014 11:11 PM UTC (12 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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