I have a 9 to 5 that pays well but really want to work at a nightclub or bar with a great party scene, do not ask me why, it is personal and something that has to be done for me to die a fulfilled man. Take all your suggestions telling me to reconsider my goal and shove them up your ass, you're not changing my mind.

For those of you who are good at answering questions, answer this question for me, thank you.