She was my high school sweetheart and we were together for 7 years. The last 1.5 years of the relationship we shared two different apartments together. I had bought a new 50 inch Samsung LCD TV that I mounted on the wall of our last apartment not too long before I broke it off with her. I signed over the lease to her after the breakup and I agreed to let her buy the TV off of me for a cool $500 since the place I moved into was already furnished with sweet TV. The bitch cheated on me with some douche from her work so I left (bullet dodged). It has been 5 months since I have spoken to her and I really do not want to have to either see or speak to her in order to get what is rightfully mine. Any thoughts on how I can get her to either pay what she agreed upon or get my TV back without contacting her? Bonus points if your idea includes a way to convey the message of "fuck you" to her and her new boyfriend.