How to be alpha when walking up stairs?

intrepid_i · 2015-12-10T20:40:57+00:00

Lol is this real life

Bimpa · 2015-12-10T22:05:59+00:00

Activate beast mode and use both of your hands and legs

KnowBrainer · 2015-12-10T21:04:44+00:00

I go so slow that the people behind me feel awkward. I barely touch the rail so that it makes a steady gentle breezy sound. If you're alpha, just be yourself. If you aren't, then stop pretending.

TcH3rNo · 2015-12-11T00:01:14+00:00

Make sure to defecate on the stairs daily to mark your territory

OneBrainArmy · 2015-12-11T04:00:53+00:00

When i saw this question i laughed so hard. This "Alpha" thing is stupid.

asickness231 · 2015-12-10T21:19:57+00:00

take them 3 at a time and dont break eye contact the entire way, bonus points if you can work up a sweat.

seriously though i think you're getting in your own head. shes not going to make her decision to have sex with you based off of how elegantly you climb stairs.

wakaflockanerd · 2015-12-11T07:59:40+00:00

TheXXL · 2015-12-11T08:00:56+00:00

Look at documentaries on gorillas, then while you go up the stairs, make gorilla noises, walk with spreaded legs, and smash your fists onto your chest. This is sooooo alpha bro.

snf3210 · 2015-12-11T23:55:31+00:00

Click the left thumb stick while moving and you'll start to sprint. That will make you stand out.

whosewineisthis · 2015-12-13T00:35:41+00:00

You're overthinking this. Just work on being a good, confident person in general and no one will give a fuck how you walk up a flight of stairs. Turn it into a joke if you have to.

DontBlameItOnMe · 2015-12-10T20:12:12+00:00

Don't skip stairs

Shiny_Lobster · 2015-12-11T03:32:59+00:00

take the elevator instead, and fuck her in there

Title	How to be alpha when walking up stairs?
Author	plasma987
Upvotes	0
Comments	19
Date	December 10, 2015 8:10 PM UTC (10 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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