I was hooking up a girl last night and she gave me a few shit tests that I absolutely failed. I would like to see how you guys would've responded. A quick back story that prompted the questions, we're in the same group and it's well known that I hook up with lots of girls and am relatively successful.

1) You always get what you want don't you?

2) You've hooked up with lots of girls haven't you?

I fumbled around like a complete idiot to spit out answers to those questions. Would really love some input on how to handle those properly