Do you guys have canned replies to typical questions? Like, assuming after you open you start to speak for a while, it's likely that she will ask you what you do, where you're going that night. Or you know that she'll give you the name of a bar if you ask her where she's been.

Do you have pre-planned 'funny' replies to these answers/questions so that you come across as humerous as opposed to being boring?

I've been working on some material and want to test it next time i'm out, although i think i'll feel like a bit of a robot, but at the same time, I think it may help?

I tried some google searches and I only found 1 or 2 guys on pickup forums whose line of thinking were in line with mine.

I mean, I suppose in a way, we all do that in everyday life? Like, I have friends who usually come back with the same 'witty' reply when someone asks them certain questions. I guess people might use it one time, realise that the reaction was positive, and then add it to their arsenal??